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Women are secret uggoes who lure men to their doom with their hair, MGTOW explains

Never doubt the power of lady hair

By David Futrelle

Fellas! Be careful around ladies lest they hypnotize you into liking them with their hair. Yes, that’s right. I said hair.

Absorb this hard-won wisdom, coming to you from one very wise fellow in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit who is today’s MGTOW of the Day:

EndlessPontification 9 points 16 days ago And the only reason you want to fuck women is because of your own bio-chemistry and their hair. Women aren't even good-looking, and they know it. It's literally all in their hair. If all women suddenly went bald, nobody would give two fucks about them except the thirstiest of the thirsty. You can have the hottest woman alive, and the second she goes bald, she becomes an autistic freak.

Seriously. look at these hideous monsters. Eww!

Sorry, I forgot what my point was.

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Ivory Bill Woodpecker
Ivory Bill Woodpecker
4 years ago

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOHAIR

Buffalo Headroom (it doesn't have to make sense)

Unfortunately I look like a skin-head whenever I shave my head.

Unfortunately my hair is curly and rough…so yeah my sucks ass.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

@Kupo,

Oh, myyyyy. *fans herself*

Feral Crone
Feral Crone
4 years ago

5 dollars says he’s a virgin.

IgnoreSandra
4 years ago

The second she goes bald, she becomes an autistic freak

So…we’re all a bizarre form of Rapunzel? Course, by this logic, as soon as I started growing my hair out, my autism would have vanished. Guess what, chucklefucks: I’m still an autist.

Also, pretty sure Charlize Theron was hot in the most recent Mad Max, and she had basically no hair in that movie. I have les-dar, I know a beautiful person when I see one. It helps me hide from them better.

Also, let’s talk about bald women.

In a lot of cases, abusive men forcibly shave women as a mark of ownership. So, this whole shit they are doing is multiple kinds of disingenuous since almost all migtoes are single cause they’re abusive fucks.

There’s also some women who have to shave for reasons, such as chemotherapy (Well, that or have their hair fall out. I’d choose to shave too). So let’s not mock people doing what they have to do.

So…these people are ableist, disingenuous fucks.

Hippielady (of the all powerful hair)
Hippielady (of the all powerful hair)
4 years ago

Wow, I must have ALL THE POWER since my hair goes down to my butt. I shall use it to enslave millions of migtoes. heh Not that it would do me any good. They’d whine so much I’d have to set them free just to give myself some peace.

Lysistrata
Lysistrata
4 years ago

@kupo, @Peevee
Holy doodle! *grabs the fan from Peevee*

Hippielady (of the all powerful hair)
Hippielady (of the all powerful hair)
4 years ago

@kupo Ohhh myyyyyyy

Lea
Lea
4 years ago

So, Amber Rose isn’t a hottie McHot-hot?

I know she is and my “biochemistry” doesn’t even lend itself to sexual attraction toward ladies.

What is this bizarre fixation these dudes have with Autistic people being bald?

How did that become a thing?

Are these creeps ever not the wrongest of wrong?

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

@Kupo: ???????????????????????
I love men with long hair. Chubby/plump/fat men with long hair are even better. ?

Checkmate
Checkmate
4 years ago

@pagan, I am single then, and I’ve got a deal for you~. I’ve got mid-back length curly hair, and I weigh about 230, Ladies~

Checkmate
Checkmate
4 years ago

Won’t let me edit, so in case it wasn’t obvious, I am joking about being seductive. I’m not that great looking, given my hair and 230 pounds of pale white nerd. X3

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
4 years ago

@Checkmate

You’ll do. Approach me.

Fran reclines luxuriously on a divan.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@Checkmate

I’m not that great looking, given my hair and 230 pounds of pale white nerd.

Sounds pretty attractive to me.

Grumblefloof
Grumblefloof
4 years ago

Let’s not forget Ani DiFranco’s first album cover.comment image?v=1339692189

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
4 years ago

@Kupo

I’d make a lewd joke about Checkmate’s finesse, but I’m gonna adhere to the comments policy and not do it.

Checkmate
Checkmate
4 years ago

@Fran, nah, you really don’t want to. X3 I have no such finesse. I’m actually pretty awful with people IRL

Checkmate
Checkmate
4 years ago

Of course, the potential lewd joke probably flew over my head. I tend to miss stuff like that.

Bina
4 years ago

@Haise:

Back to topic(s): the incel a few threads back bitterly believe all women are fuckable/attractive no matter their size. Here, this mgtow bitterly believe all women are ugly apart from their hair.

I wonder: if an incel and a migtoe shake hands, do they both dissolve in gamma rays, like matter and antimatter?

I propose a cage match of the idiot ideologies…it is literally the only way to find out!

Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ bina

it is literally the only way to find out!

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
4 years ago

And here I thought that was an Abraham Lincoln quote.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
4 years ago

@Checkmate

Despite my jokes about being a Goddess-Empress, you do not have to be the zenith of perfection to be with me. Don’t sell yourself so short!

Checkmate
Checkmate
4 years ago

@Fran, nah, I’m not selling myself short, trust me here. X3

Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

They both probably ripped it off Morgan Freeman.

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