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The surreal, hilarious, butt-loving Chuck Tingle: Hillary’s secret weapon?

From TrumpDebateFacts.com
From TrumpDebateFacts.com

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Has Chuck Tingle become Hillary Clinton’s new secret weapon? One so secret that Hillary may not even know he exists?

Tingle — the REAL HUMAN MAN (and not a writhing mass of crabs) behind a series of butt-centric science fiction novellettes — provided his fans with a live-tweeted alternate version of the Clinton-Trump debate last night in which DOMALD TROMP — a mass of space crabs wearing human skin as a disguise — faced off against HILL CLINTONS, a “top wizard” with thirty years of experience.

And then, noticing that the Trump campaign had neglected to purchase the URL TrumpDebateFacts.com, Chuck went set up his own site by that name and offered his take on some of the howlers the Tingle-universe Trump spouted during the debate that happened in Tingle’s imagination last night:

 "I have never been to The Void and tasted the flesh of others who were trapped there." FALSE "I am not a poorly disguised mass of crabs wearing the skin of bloated human." FALSE

If you missed Tingle’s live-tweeting last night, here are some highlights.

You can see the rest on this Storify.

Tingle’s latest book is Brangelina Splits Apart And Then Pounds Their Own Butt.

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Tosca
Tosca
5 years ago

I do like “shrieking collection of cosmic horrors barely held together by bloated stolen skin”. That may just be one of the best Internet descriptions of Trump to come out of the entire campaign.

GreySkye
GreySkye
5 years ago

Chuck is incredible and a true genius. His wisdom words are strong power.

YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT YOU ARE MADE OF THE SAME DUST THAT CREATED EINSTEIN’S BUTT

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/781205137805053952

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