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Pickup Artist: Marrying a woman over 25 is like paying double for nearly expired milk

I like my women like I like my milk: in close proximity to cats.
I like my women like I like my milk: In close proximity to cats.

Red Pill ideology isn’t just hateful and misogynistic; it’s also a remarkably bleak way to look at the world, even for the men who supposedly benefit the most from taking “the red pill” — that is, the allegedly smooth players who boast about bedding so many women on “game” blogs.

Take, for example, what you might call the “spoiled milk” theory of marriage that’s sometimes trotted out on these blogs.

Since women reach their prime young, the theory goes, then rapidly lose their looks and their value after “hitting the wall” at the age or 25 or 30, it only makes sense to marry a woman when she’s young — so you get to have sex with her before she gets all old and hideous.

If you marry her later, this means that someone else has had her at her best — and you haven’t!

As the blogger at LaidNYC argues in a post titled “Don’t Marry Any Woman Older Than 25,”

If you meet your wife when she’s older than around 23 or 24:

You are eating someone else’s cold leftovers, then doing their dishes.

You are showing up to a party after everyone has left and cleaning up after them.

You are getting into a taxi and paying the fare of the person who got out before you.

You are taking the nearly expired milk to the grocery store counter and offering to pay double for it.

He goes on in this fashion for some time.

You are paying for someone’s credit card bill full of reckless spending and partying that you never got to enjoy. …

You are trying to unclog somebody else’s clogged toilet.

Ok, now that last one didn’t even make sense.

Anyway, after running out of metaphors, LaidNYC gets to his point:

A girl who refuses to get married young is offering a raw deal.  She is vastly overvaluing her product, and undervaluing your time and money.

Marriage only makes sense for a man when a girl’s prime years of beauty and fertility are upfront payment for a lifetime of loving masculine support.  

LaidNYC goes on to suggest that women who are too picky when they’re young will end up regretting it later:

Is it any wonder, then, that as females are delaying marriage longer, they are finding less willing men?

Youthful arrogance is the yellow brick road to spinsterhood.

But I want to go back to that previous bit:

Marriage only makes sense for a man when a girl’s prime years of beauty and fertility are upfront payment for a lifetime of loving masculine support.  

Can you imagine a more depressing way to look at marriage? If you’re so twisted by your misogyny that you can’t see value in your wife after she hits the age of 30 or so, and stick with her only out of a sense of obligation because she fucked you when she was 25, well, dude, you deserve to be miserable. And I can only hope your wife leaves you for someone who can appreciate her in the here and now.

Misogynistic assholes are at least as good at making themselves miserable as they are at making things shitty for other people.

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Brooked
Brooked
8 years ago

While Nick’s LaidNYC update is both depressing and unsurprising, I have to say the cat photo David used in this post is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen. PUA douchbaggery and racist troll implosions aside, this day has brought me photos of impossibly adorable baby stingrays and that awesome cat. I will dine on chicken thighs tomorrow in celebration.

kittehserf
8 years ago

Chicken thighs! Gourmet!

Brooked
Brooked
8 years ago

David’s caption is perfect as well. I <3 Milk Cat.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

That cat is even more drunk than some of our commenters seem to have been tonight.

kittehserf
8 years ago

The latest one of whom is now posting random “you’re not the boss of me!!!eleventy1!!” comments in other threads.

Is there a new troll drug on the streets? These cases are even more bizarre than usual.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
8 years ago

You can’t tell me what to do!

(Downs another pint)

kittehserf
8 years ago

At this rate, those pints will go everywhere and troll’s laptop will shortcircuit. Boom!

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

I KNOW! Bath salts! It explains the zombie threads AND the lack of coherency!

Nick Browne has, of course, hit the nail on the head with that observation.

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

Don’t even joke. I had to replace the keyboard on my mac after it downed a beer.

It fared much better when it landed on my vodka. Though the shot glass did not.

:-p
:-p
8 years ago

“Girls when they hit 25+ get nasty faces.”
PUA

cloudiah
8 years ago

Good, then PUAs will leave us alone. It’s nice to know there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.

:-p
:-p
8 years ago

As Heartiste/Roissy/Jimmy has asserted in the past men are most attracted to women aged 15-25, and the raw physical attraction is strongest for girls between 15 and 20.

(Seems to me to be too precise a calculation )

Cassie
Cassie
8 years ago

This guy is all about men getting to have fun and sleep around into their 30s, and then marrying virgins in their early 20s. He openly states that a woman who has had multiple partners is unworthy and gross, while a huge part of his entire blog is encouraging men to sleep around.

He has also stated that girls should not be going to college but should just get married to a man who will take care of them. I think part of these guys’ problem is that they want to keep women down and keep them out of the workforce. Especially in this suffering economy, the pie is only so big, and some men just don’t want to share it with women. If all women would instantly lose their jobs, there would be a job for ANY man who wants one – this pisses them off, and it makes them resent women for taking their jobs *hur dur*.

I think it’s hilarious that these men think that women should give up their youth to be married to misogynistic pieces of shit. They call themselves “alphas” and think that their opinion of women means everything, and that every young woman should want to end up with a man like them. When really, any woman who would have anything to do with a man like this, knowing that he feels this way, is likely the battered wife type who will be easily used and abused.

They have no empathy, no humanity, and no understanding of the fact that women are people too. They laugh at educated and successful women and call them wastes of life because “men don’t care about your success” – meaning they think that women exist solely to service and pleasure men. We don’t have the right to want to better ourselves with education and be capable of financial independence.

Katie
Katie
7 years ago

I didn’t even bother reading this article. Anyone who calls themselves a pickup artist is a douche bag.

Kevin
Kevin
6 years ago

Like always women “cleverly” try to hide their true depreciative value. Without having the authority to grant themselves authority, women grant themselves the authority to shame and school men to mold then into obedient lifelong slaves. Women are very stupid for refusing to accept that man understand their pathetic tactics and choose to live in freedom instead of seek validation from a chronically unsatisfied woman, which most women have become these days.

I firmly support the lesbians movements throughout the world, because these types of women only deserve each other. I salute to every man who did not give in and stood his ground on this very important topic. Why should any man become a slave to a woman? Don’t men have any dignity left to beg women to become their provider for the rest of his life, only to be abused and tortured by the same ungrateful woman and the family court systems throughout the world?

Women, we are not running away from commitment. I for one will be happy to marry in a country such as IRAN or SAUDI ARABIA. Will you….????

Here is a quote for every man who wants to get married.

Woman is not an asset that depreciates, woman is liability that appreciates!

Good luck feminists 😉

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

Kevin,
If you think feminism is about women wanting men to be our providers, you are so ignorant it’s mind blowing. It’s because of feminism that I can live and work as a single woman. In rigidly patriarchal societies, that’s where men are providers. So why do you want that? Could it be because you don’t want to go your own way at all? Could it be that what you actually want is for women to be oppressed?

BTW, women are not assets or liabilities. We don’t depreciate. Because we are not objects. We are human beings.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

Like always women “cleverly” try to hide their true depreciative value.

Women are not cars.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Women, we are not running away from commitment. I for one will be happy to marry in a country such as IRAN or SAUDI ARABIA. Will you….????

No. And the reason why is obvious: Women everywhere have fewer rights than men, and in fundamentalist theocracies, their rights are piss-poor. So of course YOU would think that such a country is perfect to marry in.

Well, I have just one thing to say to that: GO. And if they arrest you for being an infidel, no one will miss you.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
6 years ago

Did anybody else read Kevin’s comment in Kevin’s voice from Ed Edd Eddy? Because you know he’s already a d-bag and I thought this comment is just like any other mgtow commenting d-bag we had might as well make it even more ridiculous.

Kevin
Kevin
6 years ago
Reply to  Fruitloopsie

Anything with a price tag is a property, and woman who has a price tag is no exception.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

Wow. Usually the misogynists aren’t so open about that.

Kevin
Kevin
6 years ago

You are the biggest mysandrist that I have ever encountered. Men need to unite to just survive, otherwise we will have no future to look forward to. Why are you so hateful towards men. Why are you so burned from us? It’s a mystery for me.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

You’re the one who keeps talking about women as if we’re objects. What exactly have we said that’s “mysandrist?”

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
6 years ago

It’s not “men,” dude. It’s you. When you think of people as objects, people tend to pick up on that! And they don’t like it! So they don’t like you!

Nobody hates men. They just hate you.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Anything with a price tag is a property, and woman who has a price tag is no exception.

No woman has a price tag, and therefore, no woman is property. Where the hell are these price-tagged women of whom you speak, and what store sells them?

You are the biggest mysandrist that I have ever encountered. Men need to unite to just survive, otherwise we will have no future to look forward to. Why are you so hateful towards men. Why are you so burned from us? It’s a mystery for me.

Pro tip: “Mysandry” and “misandry” are not real things. Men don’t need to unite for anything; they’ve already got it too damn good, if you ask me. I mean, just look at you. You’re completely ignorant, and you have the privilege of being all butthurt when any woman challenges your ignorance, however modestly. You’re surviving just fine. The reason no one wants to have sex with you is because you’re a fucking idiot, and that’s all!

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