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Our Misandrist Future?

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Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!

He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.

Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.

EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.

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Fade
9 years ago

Ah, I meant the temperature thing.

Marie
Marie
9 years ago

@viscaria

well, I’m glad that you’re okay 🙂

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Diogenes: fail again. Harder. You can do it.

Baroncognito
9 years ago

I understand that there are women who cannot orgasm from Penis in Vagina intercourse. Is it really “bonus” if the piv doesn’t do anything for them? It’d be like going to a bookstore with the intention of getting a book both of you can read, getting a German language book when your partner can’t read German, and then saying “Okay, well any other book we buy is a bonus.”

BigMomma
9 years ago

@hellkell, I made some mango chutney with mangoes from my neighbours farm. Want me send some over? It’s on the spicy side, which I’m guessing will be OK?

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

BigMomma: yes! Do you have a recipe?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

“I’d wager “hand manipulating genitals” represents a solid majority of sex acts.”

I had a wonderful if bizarre image of the genitals manipulating the hands when I read that. 😀

“The majority of sex acts between 2 people of different gender.”

Wrong again, ignoramus. Jeez, go read a sex manual or something. You know what foreplay used to be called? Pleasuring. Derek Llewellyn-Jones made a good case for returning to the older word to get away from the idea that “real sex” is PiV and everything else subsidiary to it, or just a necessary evil to get the woman receptive. Sounds like you haven’t really got past that stage.

As Marie pointed out, PiV isn’t even that pleasurable, let alone orgasmic (if orgasm is one’s aim – oh hai, not everyone is chasing it y’know) for many women, yet you’re dismissing their needs because TEH BONER says there’s only one thing that really matters with men and women.

Protip: you’ll never, never know what making love is while you have that stupid attitude.

cloudiah
9 years ago

Ouch Viscaria, glad you’re okay.

WeeBoy
WeeBoy
9 years ago

Blow jobs are unpleasant? Fuck, if I’m with a guy I’m disappointed if he doesn’t let me suck his cock. Doesn’t have to be hairless, just clean.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Marie – you know Clydesdale horses, or Shire horses, with the long hair over their hooves? It’s just my joke name for my hairy ankles.

I daresay to idiots like Dumbass the Yapper, that means my ankles are ICKY and DIRTY, so that’s a bonus. 😀

cloudiah
9 years ago

Oh, and what made that party story with dude-into-hairlessness even more AWKWARD is that he was the older brother of my good friend, which meant I got to see him multiple times after that.

Marie
Marie
9 years ago

@kittehs

Ah. I was just confused XD I have hairy toes /random (warning, much tmi on my body hair coming up)

…stay away from me diogenes, I have hairy toes. And a slight lady moustache. And pubic hair. And hair like everywhere but my calves and armpits (where it’s uncomfy) But I think he would also really hate the lady moustache.

cloudiah
9 years ago

Kittehs’, when I went through my horsey phase, I used to braid their manes. I wonder if you could braid your ankle hair? 😀

Marie
Marie
9 years ago

@cloudiah.

wow, that must have been annoying. :/

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Blow jobs are unpleasant? Fuck, if I’m with a guy I’m disappointed if he doesn’t let me suck his cock. Doesn’t have to be hairless, just clean.

WeeBoy, are you referring to Virgil-not-at-all-Mr-Al or Diogenes the Dumbass? I missed it if the latter was claiming fellating someone is unpleasant.

BigMomma
9 years ago

@hellkell, I do, I got it off the interweb, hang on….

cloudiah
9 years ago

Diog didn’t come right out and say blow jobs were unpleasant, he just kind of implied it.

cloudiah
9 years ago

I’m hanging out here because I’m afraid to look at the Steubenville thread. 0_0

How bad is it?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

cloudiah, I shall do my best! I don’t think it’s quite long enough, though. 😀

TMI hair as well:

Hobbit feet! I too have hobbit feet! And yeah, hair wherever one might expect it. One big reason for not doing my armpits is that I chafe really easily, and being hairless just makes it worse. Plus I get a certain pleasure in thinking some dipshit on the public transport might get his knickers in a twist over seeing FEMALE ARMPIT HAIR OH NOES. Yay for hairy oxters!

The only hair I remove are stray spiky ones on my chin and lip. They’re not visible, but I can feel them, and kind of enjoy doing the search-and-destroy tweezers thing.

BigMomma
9 years ago

Spicy Mango Chutney

There were fancier ones, but I had everything for this one, it was easy and tastes really good. Don’t chop the mango up too small as mine dissolved a bit too much for my liking. But it’s still pretty good.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Diog didn’t come right out and say blow jobs were unpleasant, he just kind of implied it.

Dang I wish I could repeat what Mr K just said, but that might be really TMI. 😀

::also hiding from Steubenville thread::

Fade
9 years ago

Cloudiah, if I remember correctly the worst thing there is (it’s not good, just for the warning) Diogenes nitpicking what you should call it (something like “Oh, it’s not RAPE, it’s MOLESTATION) but he got put on moderation.

Fade
9 years ago

Oops, forgot to add, if you include the top post, not the comments, it’s really awful.

Baroncognito
9 years ago

Cloudiah: the troll just got moderated in the Stubenville thread.

cloudiah
9 years ago

Oh fuck you, Diogenes. You really are an asshole.

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