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Fighting the Scourge of MisPandry

Mispandry hurts everyone.

 

The BBC is taking a lot of heat for including a panda in a list of the top 12  female “faces of the year” for 2011. As the Daily Edge explains:

While the men category featured 12 actual men, the women’s page featured 11 women and one panda, albeit a female panda.

There’s a new Twitter hashtag — #pandagate — for those who wish to express brief thoughts on the matter.

I too, am outraged. A panda on the female list but none on the male list? This is blatant discrimination against male pandas. Mispandry, if you will. And it is discrimination against pandas generally.

ALL OF THE ENTRIES IN BOTH LISTS SHOULD BE PANDAS!

This is just one more example of  mispandrist Anti-Pandaism in contemporary culture.

Here you can see more anti-Pandaism in action – notice the crowd laughing – laughing! – at this panda’s athletic prowess.

 

And here is some footage obtained from an illegal underage panda fighting ring.

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kristinmh
kristinmh
10 years ago

Llama font is unfortunately only semi-legible:

http://llamafont.com/llamafied/3uxp

Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

@Viscaria

I’ve been teaching parrots everywhere to say “All hail our gynocratic overlords!” in an attempt to stave off this feminist elimination that I’ve been warned about. And anthropomorphic font is the tool of the devil, especially in colour

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
10 years ago

That llama font is adorable. Thanks for sharing.

Lauralot
Lauralot
10 years ago

If only the font llamas had hats, my life would be complete.

kladle
kladle
10 years ago

Feminists are going to use animals for execute their plans, this shows their own stupidity.

I thought feminists were usually against for execute anybody.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

kristinmh, you’re right, it’s extremely hard to read! My plan for feminist domination is dooooooooomed!

I wish I had some artistic talent so I could design llama font with hats, that would be sweet.

Jenn93
Jenn93
10 years ago

I shall now use Llama font for execute equality!

Lauralot
Lauralot
10 years ago

kiki
kiki
10 years ago

A corner-of-the-eye misreading of the title of this post has led me to notice the similarity between the words ‘misandry’ and ‘pissantry’, which is kind of appropriate where MRAs are concerned.

Jenn93
Jenn93
10 years ago

CAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrl!

That was awesome. It reminds me of Candy Mountain.

Crumbelievable
Crumbelievable
10 years ago

^ I think it was made by the same people

Lauralot
Lauralot
10 years ago

Yeah, Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats are both FilmCow videos.

red_locker
10 years ago

Pandas are such manginas. Everyone knows that we Polar Bears would never let those Alpha-seekers get their way.

Kyrie
Kyrie
10 years ago

“we Polar Bears”
Is that a coming out?

Dracula
Dracula
10 years ago

Pandas are such manginas.

Or “Pan-ginas”, if you will.

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