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“Why is rape supposed to be so bad?” and other very important questions being debated on the Incels.is forums today

January 8, 2019

A completely normal response to visiting the Incels.is forums

By David Futrelle

While the lamestream media wastes its time on trivial issues like the government shutdown and the latest extremely-damaging-to-the-president revelations in the Mueller investigation, the public-spirited fellows over on the Incels.is forums are discussing the issues that really matter in the world today, like “why is rape considered so bad anyway” and “isn’t it hilarious that some dude in India beheaded his cheating wife?”

Incel hopes to find desperate runaway girls and abuse survivors to exploit for sex

November 29, 2018

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Incels: The real creepers

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By David Futrelle

Over on the noxious incel forum Truecels.org, one of the resident creepers has a new idea that is actually one of the oldest ideas ever thought of by a human male: exploiting the most vulnerable teenage girls he can find for sex.

“You Know It’s Over When Your Mouse Reminds You of a Clitoris” and 14 other top headlines from Incels.is

November 21, 2018

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[JFL] You Know Its Over When Your Mouse Reminds You Of A Clitoris

Incels: Not afraid to take on the truly important issues

By David Futrelle

It’s been a few days since I last checked in on the Incels. Last time they were talking about how utterly unfair it is for women to be disgusted by their farts — when everyone knows that women just love it when Chads fart.

New MGTOW theory: The more men a woman has slept with, the smellier her you-know-what gets!

August 3, 2018

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This Rose doesn’t smell so sweet

By David Futrelle

Despite that whole “going their own way” thing, the mewling baby collective known as Men Going Their Own Way have a surprisingly large number of opinions about vaginas, and more than a few theories about what happens to vaginas when they are exposed to what MGTOWs consider too many different penises.

White supremacists are taking the royal wedding hard

May 19, 2018

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Happily pissing off the world’s racists

By David Futrelle

Pity the poor white supremacists on this, the Royal Wedding day. Unless you spent the day trapped in a well, and that well didn’t have a television or internet access or cell phone reception, you know that today is the day that Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle tied the royal knot. You probably also know that the newly minted Duchess of Sussex is mixed-race, with a white father and black mother.

Today’s Incel Insight: “Attractive men are the WOMEN of the male gender” because they have it so easy

May 5, 2018

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Young woman oppressing ugly men by thinking a thing about a dude on TV

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By David Futrelle

Help, help! The incels are being oppressed (again). Let us look into the Braincels subreddit to see exactly how:

MEME WAR: MGTOWs vs Nazis in The Battle of the (White) Babies!

March 27, 2018

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Some fights are just really confusing

By David Futrelle

Doing this blog, I’m reminded again and again that the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. Indeed, oftentimes the enemy of my enemy is just as shitty as my enemy, if not more so.