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Incel Redditor: Women who like their hair pulled during sex “should be treated like livestock”

April 10, 2019

By David Futrelle

So, you ask, or maybe you don’t, what are the incels on Reddit getting mad about today? Well, at least seventy of them — to judge by their upvotes — are getting pig-biting mad at a cartoon by a woman who enjoys having her hair pulled during sex.

“Even in slavery, women lived life on easy mode,” extremely amateur incel historian asserts

April 4, 2019

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Enslaved femoid trying to escape from her super easy life for no good reason

By David Futrelle

Incels have a lot of thoughts about slavery. When they’re not fantasizing about enslaving women, or comparing their own plight to slavery, they sometimes ponder the history of slavery in the real world.

Men Going Their Own Way are as bad at Venn diagrams as they are at understanding women

March 27, 2019

· 81 Comments

By David Futrelle

The Men Going Their Own Way subreddit is filled with a lot of discussion that go something like this:

Ice Cream Video Dude DESTROYS incels by inadvertently proving that good-looking men can be creepy as hell

March 14, 2019

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You don’t have to look like a creeper to creep women out

By David Futrelle

Incels insist that it’s their looks — not their off-putting personalities, not their obvious bitterness, not their utterly terrible views on women — that drive away the women of the world and prevent them from getting the sex they deserve, while handsome Chads can act like creepy weirdos and still score with the hottest HBs.

Incels of the world, unite! Presenting the not-so-glorious new science of Marxism-Incelism

February 13, 2019

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By David Futrelle

A specter is haunting the IncelsWithoutHate subreddit, a specter who calls himself leftexincel, and he’s bringing with him the glorious science of Marxism.

Pro athletes are cucking Brad Pitt, because all women love jocks, confused MGTOW contends

February 12, 2019

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Even Brad Pitt gets sand kicked on him at the beach

By David Futrelle

Manosphere misogynists seem to think that the world is basically the first three panels of that famous cartoon Charles Atlas ad writ large, in which musclebound “Bullies of the Beach” are continually kicking sand on wimpy beta males and humiliating them in front of their girlfriends.

Reddit dickheads are losing it over the new “tiny dick” emoji

February 9, 2019

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By David Futrelle

The Unicode Consortium — the mysterious cabal in charge of the world’s emojis — is adding several hundred new emojis this year, including a bunch catering to the disabled (e.g., a guide dog, an ear with a hearing aid in it, a variety of wheelchairs) and others celebrating everything from falafel to sloths.

From Dogpill to Fishpill: Incels think women regularly have sex with dogs. But dogs aren’t the only animals that make them jealous.

February 5, 2019

· 96 Comments

By David Futrelle

So have you heard of the “dogpill?” Apologies in advance for possibly ruining your dinner, or your entire day, but if you haven’t, the Dogpill is what incels call their, er, theory that many of the very same women who refuse to have sex with them are regularly, and enthusiastically, having sex with dogs.

“A hole, or the promise of one, is all a woman can offer,” declares man who inexplicably can’t get a date

January 31, 2019

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By David Futrelle

A polar vortex has descended across much of North America, meaning that many of the readers of this blog — and also me — have been feeling pretty chilly lately. So I thought I would brighten your day, and mine, by sharing some reflections on cross-gender friendships.