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No-nut November NoFappers Need to Know: Am I not-nutting correctly in the eyes of God?

November 22, 2019
 · 62 Comments

By David Futrelle

As No-Nut November nears its climax, one reactionary Catholic tweeter is asking those who’ve given up nutting to porn whether or not their intentions are pure.

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Women are sexual vampires who want to steal your energies (and your sperm), Reddit NoFapper warns his fellow non-wankers

October 27, 2019
 · 79 Comments
This one’s clearly up to no good

By David Futrelle

The Semen Retention subreddit is a place of magic and wonder. That is, many of its inhabitants believe that the simple non-activity of not masturbating for an extended length of time gives them literal magic power. As for the wonder, well, I wonder just what it is they’re smoking.

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NoFap Fascism: Semen-retaining Redditor wants government of, by, and for the semen retainers

September 2, 2019
 · 64 Comments
“He Won’t Give Them His Essence”

By David Futrelle

These days, fascism rears its ugly little head in the strangest of places. And there are few places stranger than the home of my favorite Reddit subculture — the Semen Retention subreddit, where men go to talk about their hobby of not ejaculating ever because this gives them magical powers or some shit.

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Fellas! Don’t let the temptresses get their hands on your cup of everlasting spooge power, Reddit NoFapper warns

June 15, 2019
 · 88 Comments

Never give the temptresess what they want (your spooge)

By David Futrelle

Sometimes I get the sense that Reddit’s most-devoted semen retainters — the guys who give up both masturbation and sex in order to protect the mystical power of their pent-up love goo — aren’t just embarking on a slightly odd form of supposed self-improvement.

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Creepy Nazi NoFapper: The Jews “fear men who practice semen retention”

February 7, 2019
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Hitler sadly acknowledging the end of a 20-day NoFap streak

By David Futrelle

The other day I introduced you to DiceRollah, a Man Going His Own Way who is also a hardcore semen-retainer who thinks that giving up masturbation and sex will thwart the evil womens out there trying to steal his “life force” and prevent him from being the sort of awesome dude who, in our caveman days, would have been out there “doing fantastic works of cave art or slaying woolly mammoths.”

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“Masturbation is gay” because you’re jerking off a guy, weirdo Reddit NoFapper warns other men

January 21, 2019
 · 225 Comments
Playing with yourself: Gay or not?

By David Futrelle

Last year, weirdo online pastor “Coach” Dave Daubenmire caused a bit of a stir after he warned men not to give in to the devilish temptation of masturbation, because when a man jerks himself off he’s, well, jerking off a man, and even though that man is himself, it’s still totally gay.

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When you jerk off, you’re literally schtupping a sex demon, Christian NoFapper explains

December 21, 2018
 · 52 Comments

The Devil made me jerk it

By David Futrelle

The NoFap movement has always been home to a certain amount of mystical woo.

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Reach out and we will beat it together: Russian troll farm inadvertently creates the greatest NoFap meme ever

December 20, 2018
 · 26 Comments

Reaching out

By David Futrelle

I‘m not normally a big fan of Russian troll farms. But this wondrous little NoFap meme from Russia’s infamous Internet Research Agency has me reconsidering my position.

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Feminists push porn to make men weak through excessive masturbation, NoFap conspiracy theorist explains

December 10, 2018
 · 59 Comments

He used to be an alpha dog. Them he got addicted to porn

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By David Futrelle

NoFappers — they call themselves fapstronauts — give up masturbating to porn because they’ve convinced themselves that it drains them of their “life force” and makes them lethargic and dull-witted.

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If not fapping makes you so energetic and creative, why are NoFap memes so lazy and terrible?

December 8, 2018
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Seriously, dudes, get a grip (as it were)

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By David Futrelle

The weirdly popular NoFap anti-masturbation movement promises men that they can have more energy, achieve greater mental clarity and even think more creatively if they can just manage to keep their hands off of their equipment for an extended period of time.

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