By David Futrelle
Now that we’re having a lovely national debate about “civility” and how we on the left shouldn’t ever yell at people or call them names, even if they’re literal Nazis, I thought I would share some of the thoughtful comments I regularly get from Men’s Rights Activists, National Socialists, and other gracious gentlemen who sometimes take issue with things I write.
Let us start with a gentleman calling himself Boogerslut, who has some thoughts about my weight:
It’s cute when fat, mediocre men get worked up over misogyny. Many women will remember your efforts.
Balls of Steel offered these lovely compliments:
I googled David Futrelle. Saw him. Everything was clear to me.
Feminist, estrogen-overloaded Soyboy
This nice fellow called Spencer apparently thinks I’m some sort of “hiawatha,” which I guess is a compliment, although I have to confess I have no idea what he means by it.
Wow, what a hiawatha. This feminist moralfagging OP causes MRAs to grow stronger and closer together. The more people hate us the faster we grow, and articles like this feminist bull sh#t just educate us on exactly which buttons to press to make these fat and short red haired feminazis ragequit and burn out from their internet tirades. SJW snowflakes…
One regular commenter whose comments will remain forever in moderation offered this assessment of my leisure activities:
David Footroll is a crotch muppet with a extra side order of scabies. I’ll bet he sits on dildos while fapping to clips of male mantises getting their heads eaten. He is creepy and should not be left around dogs unsupervised, unless you want to see him lie down and open his mouth every time one of them hocks their leg. He exposes himself to the mentally-challenged. He takes rides in hot-air balloons so that he may indulge in his childhood fantasy of being a bird as he shits on windshields.
How did he even find out about the hot-air balloon thing? I always wear my Big Bird suit.
Someone called tuputamulder had this insightful question about my negative reaction to incels hailing Toronto van killer Alek Minassian as a hero:
On a scale from 0 to my vagina is bleeding, how butthurt are you rn, chap?
IMPERIVM_NOW has some words of praise for a recent piece of mine published elsewhere:
Getting published in Broadly must really slay pussy bro
Here’s Man Splainer with some thoughts directed at the commenters here:
I’m a man. I don’t give a crap what you think. I don’t care about your feelings, either. I’m sure the feeling is mutual, bitches. So go fuck yourself. And while you’re at it, blow me.
Yeehaw also has some kind words to share with the commenters:
What a shithole of a page filled with these ugly troglodyte looking ass retards lmao
More praise for the commenters from someone whose name I will keep hidden:
The only thing that anyone around here “deserves” is a goddamned slap in the kisser for being a bunch of piss-idiotic dullards.
And finally, another fellow who shall remain nameless had these kind thoughts about someone connected to this blog:
Go swallow a cheese-grater … you crusty dollop of pungent smegma being suffocated by the warted foreskin of a leprotic gypsy sodomite. Get drunk, pull a trash bag over your fucking repulsive turkey mug, and go rollerblading on a treadmill. I would pay good money to see someone bury you up to your herpes-inflamed maw in dirt and slather your head with peanut butter and bird seed, you serpent-crotched dung dweller. You’re a fucking goodie two shoes moonbat who’s too deaf to hear its own window-shattering screams. I would slap you happily. Screech junky.
I would like to commend all of these lovely fellows for their respectful tone — for as we all know, politeness is the very essence of democracy.