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Doug Jones Victory Dog Dance Party! Open Thread for laughing at Roy Moore

 December 13, 2017
  · 563 Comments

What a huge fucking relief. Thank you, black voters of Alabama, for sending Roy Moore packing.

Screw you, Roy Moore, but not that poor horse you rode in on.

Roy Moore rides away on his horse after voting in the Alabama Senate election.

Here's what to watch in today's hotly contested race: https://t.co/iONlmtfGJd #alsen pic.twitter.com/WI2xoJbi6s

— POLITICO (@politico) December 12, 2017

Why would you ride to the polls on a horse if you CAN’T FUCKING RIDE A HORSE PROPERLY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU FAKE COWBOY ASSHOLE PREDATOR?

Here are some more Tweets and an open thread. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON.

Woke up from a nap. Turned on MSNBC, expecting the worst, then … pic.twitter.com/EIvDkseYMH

— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) December 13, 2017

Shouts to Steve Bannon, MASTER STRATEGIST, who managed to lose a Republican election in fucking Alabama. pic.twitter.com/fWT4AhFzGW

— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 13, 2017

Black folks elected Doug Jones. FYI. #AlabamaSenateElection pic.twitter.com/CErgK6eOeI

— deray (@deray) December 13, 2017

Hey reporters how about you go talk to the black Alabamians who just elected Doug Jones and ask THEM about Trump?

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 13, 2017

Can’t believe that guy’s story about Roy Moore heroically not patronizing a child brothel in Vietnam didn’t tip it into the net

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 13, 2017

Roy Moore not conceding is very very on-brand for a son of the confederacy.

— AT (@primediscussion) December 13, 2017

donald trump is hog tied in a bathroom somewhere desperately chewing trying to chew through the door https://t.co/Y70TmLXOdN

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 13, 2017

hell yeah dude, it would be my PLEASURE pic.twitter.com/ugWregfJ3X

— Rafi Schwartz (@TheJewishDream) December 13, 2017

I'm gonna get this framed pic.twitter.com/75DRjX9UTl

— Nate Diorio (@DIorioNathaniel) December 13, 2017

Oh my God the tears of snowflakes are so sustaining pic.twitter.com/Rgwg7ZOyyg

— Yaniv Kaufmann (@notwokieleaks) December 13, 2017

Big night for the Republican party https://t.co/NxhbbVF9g4

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) December 13, 2017

One more dancing dog because why not?

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  1. Shadowplay says:
    December 25, 2017 at 11:48 am

    Weird. The original war on Christmas was feminist.
    If you squint hard. 😛

    It’s a neat bit of history – had no idea it existed.

    Reply
  2. weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee says:
    December 25, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Ugh. The temperature is only -1 F right now. Windchills to get down to 35 below tonight. I’m glad to be headed home. I can stay indoors until it warms up a bit Wednesday.

    I hope everyone else has better weather today!

    Reply
  3. Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger says:
    December 25, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    @Shadowplay
    Headline

    Julian Assange’s official Twitter account briefly disappears

    Dammit, I got my hopes up. Still, just like with Trump, it is fun seeing their platforms go dark, if only temporarily

    @WWTH
    You still living in Minnesota, or did you transfer out to the 9th circle? O.o
    Hovering just above freezing down here, windchill just below. Stay warm folks, especially up northeast and the Lakes. And stay complimentarily cool, southern hemispherians 🙂

    @Errybody
    Merries and happies, y’all! 😀

    Reply
  4. JoeB says:
    December 25, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    A real War on Christmas is even older than 1900

    Short podcast on the banning of Christmas by English Puritans in the wake of the English Revolution
    http://www.revolutionspodcast.com/2013/12/supplemental-the-war-on-christmas.html

    Reply
  5. JoeB says:
    December 25, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    A quote, “If you combine fun and Popery, well then you’ve got something the Puritans would very much like to kill stone dead.”

    Reply
  6. Shadowplay says:
    December 25, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    @Axe

    Damn. Three stories I cross checked, all said the same thing. Now they go and change it! 😛 I were hoping too – dislike Assange as much as I dislike anyone.

    @Joe

    Cromwell were an odd sort, weren’t he. Miserable as hell.

    Reply
  7. Marina L says:
    December 25, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    @WWTH

    Not much warmer here in the Detroit area. Temps in the upper single digits and still snowing.

    Safe travels!

    Reply
  8. SpukiKitty says:
    December 27, 2017 at 12:42 am

    @abars01

    Don’t worry. You’re right. Don’t listen to Shadowplay. Shadowplay’s just being an edgy Pessimist.

    weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
    December 15, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    I’m waiting for a thread that doesn’t turn into a who can be most negative pissing contest. Looks like it’s going to be a long wait.

    That’s why I don’t comment here, much. Pessimists are ridiculous.

    Reply
  9. Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy says:
    December 27, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Oi, lay off Shadowplay! He may be somewhat pessimistic, but he’s far too smart and sweet to be edgy 😀 😀

    Reply
  10. SpukiKitty says:
    December 30, 2017 at 8:43 am

    Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
    December 27, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Oi, lay off Shadowplay! He may be somewhat pessimistic, but he’s far too smart and sweet to be edgy 😀 😀

    Sorry about that. It’s just that abars01 need encouragement and hope. I’ve been where abars01 has been and I needed at least one person to tell me that it’ll be okay.

    Reply
  11. Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy says:
    December 30, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    @SpukiKitty,

    No problems. I get what you’re saying, and I was 95% joking. All good 😀😀

    Reply
  12. Shadowplay says:
    January 1, 2018 at 5:25 am

    Only just saw this – I don’t get notifications.

    Thank you, Mish! That is nice of you to say 🙂

    Reply
  13. VioletBeauregarde: Semi-Stable Genius of a Social Justice Necromancer says:
    January 27, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    Hi SpukiKitty! I recognize your name f9r FSTDT! Good times 🤗

    Reply
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