By David Futrelle
Irma is now wreaking its destruction on Florida. And Ann Coulter remains an asshole.
Plus: I get blocked by Scott Adams. And other news.
Any of you who are in Irma’s path, I hope you’re well protected and well provisioned; please let us know you’re ok in the comments if you can.
— Holly O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 10, 2017
— мαяgу ∂є fєχ ॐ (@ladefex) September 10, 2017
— Joey Flechas (@joeflech) September 10, 2017
— caseyfrank1 (@caseyfrank1) September 10, 2017
WATCH: Officials say 95 percent of St. Martin is destroyed after Hurricane Irma ripped the island apart as a Category 5 storm. pic.twitter.com/p3PY6Y8Oiz
— NBC News (@NBCNews) September 9, 2017
If you ever wonder where all the extra water in storm surges comes from, well, it’s borrowed from elsewhere.
— #ForeverFlourish (@Kaydi_K) September 9, 2017
This happens with tsunamis, too, but with hurricanes the process is much slower; in other words, don;t worry about the people walking around out there.
Oh, and try not to think about this too much:
— HuffPost (@HuffPost) September 9, 2017
Ann Coulter offered her unique perspective on the hurricane.
Let's see how this tweet ages. pic.twitter.com/PLnyb8Cogk
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 10, 2017
This is a real thing:
⚠️ Unfortunately we must issue the following warning ⚠️ DO NOT SHOOT YOUR GUNS AT THE HURRICANE!!! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️https://t.co/diS56jWInX
— CSGV (@CSGV) September 9, 2017
In other news:
When Harvey hit Texas, the President of Mexico offered help and support. A huge earthquake hits Mexico and our terrible President is silent
— American Veteran (@amvetsupport) September 9, 2017
actually overheard in ER:
nurse: "Who's the president?"
patient: "Oh GOD."
— Kate Hart (@Kate_Hart) September 9, 2017
An update on a story from yesterday:
Amazing! This man wouldn't stop playing the piano until he won back his girlfriend! pic.twitter.com/sy6fK3py4U
— DickMandrake (@DickMandrake) September 10, 2017
A personal accomplishment:
Ha! Scott Adams blocked me after I tweeted a chart of Trump's shitty approval rating at him. pic.twitter.com/GBs0xIKlHw
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) September 10, 2017
And some animals, in case you need something a little more uplifting:
— The Cult Cat (@Elverojaguar) September 8, 2017
When you take a selfie to get a photo of the hottie behind you! pic.twitter.com/VK0QKuEe4G
— Angie Morrison (@cadburysmirnoff) September 8, 2017
It's really nice to have a buddy when you're down and out.. pic.twitter.com/nNx5tZ5KT7
— Animal Life (@MeetAnimals) September 9, 2017