By David Futrelle
Good news everyone! A day after scaring the shit out of everyone in the world, particularly those living on the Korean peninsula or in Guam, our dear illegitimate president managed to work a game of golf into his otherwise
busy empty schedule.
That story leads our Twitter roundup today. There are also some cute animals, but they come later.
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) August 9, 2017
Trump also found time today to post a “video” of the song “God Bless the USA” that was basically nothing more than a series of pictures of … himself.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2017
I wonder if this is what the “good news about Trump” packets he reportedly gets delivered to him twice a day look like.
Trump may have been able to move on from the whole North Korea/possible nuclear Armageddon thing but not everyone else has. Luckily this alt-right
icon shithead has a solution!
— Gourmet Hot Takes (@NuclearTakes) August 9, 2017
If Trump really wants to destroy North Korea he should run it as one of his businesses.
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) August 8, 2017
I hope Kim Jong Un doesn't say anything about Hillary winning the popular vote.
— Qwerty Jones (@QwertyJones3) August 9, 2017
"am i comfortable dying with these assholes?"
— how i enter every room in 2017
— Ziwe (@ziwe) August 9, 2017
I haven't worked out the details but I'm pretty sure we can fix this mess with closed-circuit TV and a replica of the Fox & Friends set.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 9, 2017
In other news:
It appears some protesters have inflated this behind the White House. pic.twitter.com/TduZC591BK
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) August 9, 2017
ah, yes, a Hot Take on Why Raising The Minimum Wage Is Bad. I'm sure the author has experience living in poverty or on the minimum wa– pic.twitter.com/TtW0ah6Zu5
— blupman. (@blippoblappo) August 9, 2017
Holy shit, WalMart. pic.twitter.com/FiMdAms0c3
— jordan 🌹🌹 (@JordanUhl) August 9, 2017
Lego Town Police State is some serious shit pic.twitter.com/jk7JBg1oaa
— The Other Justin (@JustinHowe) August 9, 2017
I'm being smeared as some kind of sexist. How do I clear my name? Oh I know, let's talk to Stefan "women are to blame for all evil" Molyneux pic.twitter.com/gPoxCWwuxU
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) August 9, 2017
can't wait for conservatives to start their google boycott and spend the next five years clumsily trying to use askjeeves
— LT. COLONEL KRANG (@KrangTNelson) August 9, 2017
— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 8, 2017
— 🐕 (@zboah) August 9, 2017
i must go, my planet needs me pic.twitter.com/GujTFlSA5K
— Cates Holderness (@catesish) August 8, 2017