An Effort Chicken hard at work
There are many things I’m thankful for, on this day after Thanksgiving, one of them being those misogynistic dinglebats who make my job easy by coming to this blog and dropping huge textwalls of WTF-ery in the comments here.
Yesterday, one such fellow, calling himself Smallestpenisever, deposited an amazing, angry, incoherent, and defiantly unproofread rant in the comments to one of my posts on MGTOWs from earlier this week. I only now forced myself to read the whole thing, and it’s really too good not to share with the world.
Mr. Smallestpenis begins by quoting a passage from a commenter here who had taken aim at those “whiny white men” who long to return to some imaginary misogynist golden age in which women were little more than submissive slaves to men.
“’Tiny whiny white men’????,” Mr. Smallestpenis quotes indignantly, and inaccurately, adding the word “tiny” to the quote for no apparent reason — perhaps it reminds him of his smallestpenisever?
How come men never assign feminists to any human race.Only feminist can be so aggressive.
Apparently calling whiny men whiny is such a crime against humanity that feminists have to be read out of the human race.
So when you state men f.. d up relations between women and men so what is your point???They went with naked bodies on the streets protest against women’s oppression?haha.
CHECKMATE, FEMINSITS!
Every time Mgtow asks a feminist on date “do you consider yourself and independent woman”… she replies “Well,yes”….He replies”then you pair 50% as you want equality.lol.
CHAEKMATE, FEMINESTS!
Yes.you feminists do follow own agenda only when suits you.You claim to be always opressed and not treated equally but when yoh gonto some bars and clubs its always “leadies night drinks half price” or any women’s health related problems have about 8x more support from government then men have.
Owh, yeas, et’s Leadies’ Nieght
Annd tha fealing’s reaight
You want earn same money men earn but you prefer a coffee and shopping every weekend and less hours ag work complaining about “wage gap”.
Er, the wage gap is about women being paid less for the same or comparable work. Feminists aren’t demanding that women be paid more for working less. Even if they do enjoy the apparently intolerable luxuries of coffee and weekends off.
Ok so how many of you are electricians,plumbers,car mechanics,protect own country from terrorists???YOU state tk be equal so go and show the effort chickens.
SHOW ME THE EFFORT CHICKENS!
Still women complain about being depressed and down wben men’s happienes go up.How long will you kidd yourself??
You should probably ask this guy:
Captain Kidd has the answers
Ahh.I forgot its about feelkng factor..”I want to be treated like a princess and control sex life with my man dosing it carefully checking if he took rubbish bags out”. You claim to be independent but when it comes to moveing the house or changing a flatten tire you suddenly ask for men’s help??Haha…..wow.
Pretty much every time I have moved I have asked for help from women — and gotten it. And after several truly hellish moves I started hiring movers. Because furniture and boxes of books are heavy and moving is hard.
Using your male friends for tasks when you live as single parent not wanting anything from man?It must be double standard policy(quite popular in 3rd wave).
Being a single parent is tough. I imagine that single mothers ask female friends for favors more often than they ask men, if only because the women are far less likely to be creepy dudes who think that doing a woman a favor entitles them to sex.
Also, though this may come as a shock to Mr. Tinywhinypenis, sometimes people ask single parents for favors.
In fact, people ask other people for favors all the time. And they pay people with specialized skills and/or equipment to do work that they aren’t able to do (or do as well) themselves. Because we live in a society, and that’s how societies work.
Worry not,more and more men are going mgtow and they dk not need babysitting.
Weird, because MGTOWs tend to sound a lot like toddlers having tantrums.
And one more thing at the end.I am healthy,never been adopted not abused kn childchood,
Er, being adopted isn’t some sort of moral failing; neither is being a survivor of abuse.
I do not have problems with errection and I am not sad.
Erectile dysfunction isn’t a moral failing either. And jeez, dude, you’re the one who brought up the whole penis thing.
I don’t know about you being “sad” — also not a moral failing — but you do seem just a tad angry.
I have to mention that otherwise you start making comments by suspecting what could happened to me.Remember Mgtow is not a movent,its way of life.Feminism.became like religion.Feminist always state”everyone should be a feminist”,”If you are not feminist you are against us” Bezzzt thing feminist claim for equality for hoth genders whole name stands for “femine”….Do not tell me that I did not caught you on lie again.
I’m going to let someone else handle the reply to this last mess of text because I’ve reached my limit here, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with asking other people for the occasional favor.
So come on, effort chickens, help a fella out.
@Scildfreja, I absolutely love that Thesaurus. I’m sorry it went extinct.
If he had one single admirable quality about him, I might consider admiring that quality, but he doesn’t. For me to admire him, he’d need enough admirable qualities to outweigh his despicable qualities. For that to happen we’d need to go to the alternate universe where Mr. Spock has a beard.
Hoth genders are extremely hardy due to the harsh climate they must endure.
I’m going to put ‘At-At’ as my gender on Facebook.
That brings to mind this….
….Groovy!
I must say that this thread has been the best thing ever. I have never had a bigger laugh.
Oh; MOAR CHIKINZ!….
….this one is SUPER!….
Finally; If these weirdos want to “go their own way” so much, WHY DON’T THEY JUST GO?!!!
Any of you guys ever check out an article, leave a comment, then realize the article was from a few years ago? I just pulled that, just now. I was checking out the “Related” articles thingy, then posted this bit of awesomeness (overlook the gendered insults)….
….only to realize I was commenting on a WHtM article from 2014 (I’ll bet it was still called Manboobs). I feel so stupid.
Well; Enjoy Devil Boner being awesome.
@PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
I appreciate your mantra.
Like you, I’m sarcastic. I consider my sarcasm to be one of my finer qualities.
@SpukiKitty
Where have I heard that name before?….
To all who gave me various props:
@Alan Robertshaw
……
@Falconer
Ooooh! I do indeed enjoy welcome packages.
@Scildfreja
I AM A FAVORITE!? THIS MEANS I WON THE INTERNET RIGHT?
(am i overusing gifs? certainly i am but idc gonna do it anyways, this was a tough week, i am allowing myself to overindulge)
@LindsayIrene:
LOL 🙂
Unfortunately various arseholes on the Internet have already done stuff like specify their gender as “attack helicopter” or suchlike in order to take the piss out of transgender people. You don’t want to be mistaken for one of these idiots!
Hello.
Yes, i am late on the topic (8 pages ! Were your turkeys pumped up with amphetamines ?), but since when being adopted and/or being abused (childhood or not) can be seen as a tare ?
It is like if this person has taken something called, like, “MGTOW for Dummies” (a subset of Mysoginy for Dummies, i suspect) and brought her/himself in some kind of challenge like “Sum it up in less than 5 minutes and less than 1000 characters”.
Either that or “grammar, spelling, punctuation and basic text structures are parts of Feminism shadow agenda and i do not suscribe to them !” stuff. I am hesitating. By the way, i do not think that this way of writing can be a proof of foreignness. In France, there are, sadly, more and more people cutting down the writing to “i write like i speak”, making some texts quite unreadable. By contrast, foreigners often use correct forms and vocabulary, simply because they want to be understood.
By the way, here, “chicken” can be an affectionate term to designate someone (of male persuasion), generally to a child or to a husband/boyfriend/significant other. Common wording : “Mon poulet”. Was also used by sex workers to call potential clients.
In slang, however, a “chicken” is a police officer.
To note, “quail” can also be used affectionately for person of female persuasion, as a pendant of chicken. In slang, it designates a delinquent. And a “hen” can also be an affectionate call to someone (any genders), maybe in the circles of people of a certain age. As a slang term, it is used for female gender sex workers or for mistresses (paramour).
> Thesaurus.
Well, there is another term for Thesaurus. It is dfgjoatjoirmsjqlksjeaozitrndnsqlqkjsflknvekfegsjlmqzleùsdjoijgù, but strangely, aside being quite unpronounceable for non siriuseans, people prefer to stick to Thesaurus because sometimes size matters. I wonder why.
Have a nice day.
I haven’t read the comments, but surely someone has said something about that effort chicken/mgtow typing “cuck cuck cuck”? Now to find out.
Kat, I feel we’re going to need our sarcastic sense of humor for the next few years…
@occasional reader,
Is there going to be a quiz?
Fundies Say The Darndest Things. I’m a regular poster, there! 🙂
> Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Oh, a quizz, really ? Well, to keep the bird thematic, then, what, in France, do we call a pigeon (outside the obvious bird)
A. A pacifist
B. A journalist
C. A patsy
D. Obiwankenobi
@occasional reader,
I choose E for all of the above :0
A journalist named Obiwan who is also a pacifist and a bit of a patsy.
(I cheated and Googled it so I can’t pretend to guess. So ashamed)
> Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Oh, then i give you 10 points, thanks to the sinergy and the originality of the answer.
(for those who do not want to look for the answer, a “pigeon” in french slang is a gogo, a victim of a fraud. A pacifist is a “colombe”, a dove, and a journalist in periodic is a “pigiste”. And Obiwankenobi is not the pigeon you are looking for)
patsy 🙂
btw, what’s a stool-pigeon in French?
(and I’ve always wondered, what’s the origin of “vingt-deux, les flics”?)
oops, sorry I was late!
@occasional reader,
Thanks for the generous score 😀
@opposablethumbs,
What does that mean, please?
@PeeVee
Why look — you and I and the US Office of Government Ethics and probably some other people are on the same page!
Federal Ethics Agency Spent the Afternoon Sarcastically Praising Donald Trump
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/11/30/office_of_government_ethics_sarcastically_praises_donald_trump_on_twitter.html
@Mish, “look out, [here come] the cops!” (maybe it was thinking of pigeon – stool pigeon that put it into my head …?)
I think maybe 22 is some kind of alarm code, but I have no idea where it comes from.
Nice pigeons you have there, by the way!
I am reeaaally confused about the asking men for help doing shit part. Has he never needed help doing something he couldn’t do? Has he never had to ask a woman before? Is that so foreign to him? Doesn’t he understand that women can have male friends? lol
When it comes to changing a tire, I am capable of doing it myself; but men come up and offer unsolicited help. Sometimes I tell them “thanks, but no”, but yeah, other times I let them help. Because, you know, people help people! And things get done quicker with help. XD What kind of life experience does this dude have?
“Feminism became a religion”. lol Well, hallelujah!
@opposablethumbs
Allegedly it is from adding the numeric values of the letters of the word ‘chef’ (3+8+5+6=22), but there’s also some possible connection with knives I haven’t been able to tease out.
@Kat,
I especially like how they got Trump’s simplistic Twitter style down pat. Great job!
If only I actually believed Trump.
Reading Atom’s entitlement bit pretty literally, it seems as if he’s saying he believes he should be entitled to sex with HB10’s, but understands that he isn’t.
However, that reading is giving a benefit of the doubt which basically all Manospherians prove they don’t deserve, and even still doesn’t actually help anything, because if you get that you aren’t owed anything, it’s shitty to continue on as if you totally are.