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The Trump candidacy may be destroying the soul of America a little bit every day, but it has brought one good thing in its wake: a sure-fire trick all you ladies can use to ward off the attentions of the loathsome, rape-friendly pickup artist Roosh V and his army of fanboys.
All you need to do, gals, is to make it clear to the world that you hate Donald Trump.
In a blog post recently reposted on his Return of Kings site, Roosh urges his followers to “punish” Trump-haters by withholding invites to their in-pants parties. Trump-haters, Roosh declares,
are awash in obesity, masculine behavior, and utter repulsiveness. For this reason, I recommend that you completely stop having sex with Trump haters. …
At this point in our societal decline, it doesn’t make sense to sexually reward a girl who wants to destroy the country with a socialist or globalist candidate.
I second his recommendation, though it would of course be better if Roosh’s followers extended their anti-anti-Trump penis strike to include women who like Trump as well. And men. And, well, pretty much every thing that exists in this world other than their own hands.
Sorry, Roosh-fan hands. Sometimes you have to take a hit for Team Humanity.
Given that Roosh thinks, or professes to think, that Trump-hating women are inevitably fat, mannish, and repulsive, you might wonder why he even has to set forth his Immodest Proposal. Wouldn’t supersmooth PUAs like Roosh and his fanboys be ignoring these women anyway?
Apparently not. And so, to avoid the possibility of having sex with a Trump-hating lady by accident, Roosh advises his followers to loudly declare their love of Trump at pretty much every opportunity, using such clever pickup lines as:
“Today I’m actually having a good day because my Donald Trump hat came in.”
“Excuse me, I was on my way to a Trump supporter meeting but you have a happy walk and I wanted to know if you were also going to the same Trump meeting.”
DEPRESSING ASIDE: Roosh is evidently quite fond of commenting on the happiness, or lack thereof, of a woman’s walk. The Icelandic woman who came forward earlier this year to accuse Roosh of rape said that he approached her as she was walking home alone from a bar late at night by telling her she had “a beautiful but sad walk.”
In case any of his followers don’t think it makes sense to limit their potential sex partners by refusing to have sex with women who would likely hate them as well as Trump, Roosh assures them it will probably save them some time:
Besides the punitive element of withholding your cock from a Trump hater, we can also look at it from a time-saving perspective. If you are masculine, you simply won’t connect naturally with a feminist who hates Trump. You’ll have to act out her f*ggy ideal in order to get laid, waste time on interactions that go nowhere, and endure a lot more flaking. You’ll also feel a bit like a sellout for biting your lip when she inevitably spouts anti-male propaganda … .
After all, he reminds them, it’s generally better when you don’t completely hate the woman you’re trying to con into sleeping with you.
[Y]ou win by announcing your support for Donald Trump as president. Otherwise, you waste time on a girl you didn’t even like or have sex with someone while hiding your genuine beliefs. …
It’s a fact that you’ll enjoy any seduction if you genuinely like the girl and share things in common with her.
Good to know.
The only problem is if you live in a liberal urban sh*thole of brainwashed commie zombies. In that case, you have bigger issues than just getting laid, and should consider moving to a place that is not completely against your belief system. Until then, I urge you to say no to all women who hate Trump.
So what can Trump-hating women do to ensure that Roosh-loving men don’t try to hit on them?
Here are a few suggestions:
- Write “I hate Trump” on your shirt with a Sharpie marker.
- Write “I hate Trump” on your forehead with a Sharpie marker.
- Carry a large “I hate Trump” sign with you at all times.
- Yell “I hate Trump” at the top of your lungs every five or ten minutes. (You may wish to set a timer.)
- Get a bumper sticker for your car reading “I hate Trump.” Never leave your car.
- Get a bumper sticker for your car reading “My other car is running over Nazis.”
- Wear a fake beard. With a sign attached to it reading “I hate Trump.”
- Write “Roosh is a Rapist” on your shirt with a Sharpie marker.
Hope these help!