Ladies! Make sure you sign up for your free house! Apparently they’re just giving them away, like Oprah or something!
At least that’s what I heard on the Men’s Rights subreddit.
Well, he’s got a point here. Ladies, do make sure to send a nice “thank you” note after unwrapping your new house.
But we men haven’t just been giving you ladies houses. We’ve given you ALL THE THINGS.
We hunted EVERY F**CKING THING to feed, house and clothe you!
I mean, seriously. it’s not like women ever build anything. Here are some photos of women not building things.
Oops. Sorry, it looks like some of those women are building things.
Well, it’s not like women do any other important jobs.
Really? These are important jobs? Would anyone even notice if all the women in the US stopped showing up for their pretend jobs? Seriously, how essential to the economy are administrators, accountants, insurance fraud investigators, tax collectors, nurses, or teachers?
And what’s with all those different kinds of managers? I mean, it’s not like the economy would grind to a halt if all the office managers just up and quit without notice, taking all the women staffers with them to enjoy workless lives of ease and plenty by scamming beta providers out of all their money.
Wait. I’m being told that the economy would indeed grind to a halt if the female half of the workplace suddenly vanished. Apparently some of these so-called jobs are actually essential to the economy and society in general.
But we men are still number one when it comes to building houses! WHOO!
Admittedly, I personally have not built any houses, or even picked up a hammer in years, but ladies, you know the rules: As a man I’m entitled to credit for every good thing other men have done (and none of the blame for the bad things).
And I have the right to yell at women on the internet about it.
Come to think of it, that’s something else men are really really good at. WE’RE NUMBER ONE!
H/T — r/AgainstMensRights