Be careful out there, men! There is a terrible new danger I’ve just learned about on Twitter, a group of dastardly man-hating monsters who call themselves “feminsits.”
Apparently they are somewhat similar to those other dastardly man-hating monsters known as “feminists.”
Here’s what I have been able to figure out about them so far.
Feminsits want to make men illegal!
Feminsits are overloading Tumblr servers!
Feminsits are terrible at household chores!
Feminsits probably would not enjoy working in mines!
Tedious concern trolls have some of the same concerns about feminsits as they do about feminists!
Feminsits have a thing against windmills!
Feminsits dumb like woman!
Feminsits hate bikinis!
Feminsits are the ones responsible for rape culture!
Yeah, I think we heard this one about the light bulbs already.
Feminsits will use rape and abuse to silence you, whatever that means!
Feminsits are kind of like One Direction fans in their terribleness!
Wait but it’s not even a real word!
Feminsits think that children should be cared for!
The real goal of the feminsit movement is to walk around topless!
Feminsits have a slogan!
But shouldnt that be “FAT UGLY FEMINSITS UNTIE?”
Damn, you anti-feminsits are really worked up about this lightbulb thing, huh?
Wait, there are “femonists” out there as well?
unfollowing femonists cuz im tired of seeing all you girls try to put down every guy like we ALLL fucking the devil like nah fuck that shit
— Mikey Cannon (@MikeyCannon1) November 12, 2015
@StephenColbert_ why is it that you are scared of confronting femonists…instead of being a mangina..how about being a MAN!
— Jack Shyte (@JackShiite) October 30, 2014
Feminism and femonists messed up the lives of millions and caused great damage for several generation as well as cultural devastation.
— Glaring Tiger (@Glaring_Tiger) November 11, 2012
Who took wiz khalifas balls with alll these femonists tweets
— #Gallo (@Mikeyyygallo) January 13, 2012
Damn, these femonists sound as bad as the feminsits!
Wow femonists are the most annoying people on the planet!
— Ryan Harris (@ryanissuppafly) June 27, 2010
Correction: Even worse!