Sometimes, when going through the mod filter here, I run across a bit of spam so wondrous I feel the need to share it with the world.
So here is a lovely little poem I got today, from an obscure poet named Ralph Lauren Sale.
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It brings a tear to my eyes.
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou are more lovely and more temperate
and swimsuits are half off at The Bay.”
Leftwingfox, I’d upvote that if I could.
The spambot’s beard is half-constructed.
I love how the cat in the pic is in the process of bunny-kicking that book the hell off of it.
The pure poetry of the free market!
Since this is OT and has a kitty pic, look what I saw via Pharyngula. As someone rightly asked, “Greebo, how did you get to Japan and breed?”
The poetry is found,
if not PROfound.
Those are some nasty-ass cats!
I’m imagining the photo being found on the photographer’s camera, the only explanation for the bloodstains on the ground …
Since we’re OT I’m going to do some shameless self-promotion of my new tumblr – Where’s the cat at? where I photoshop pics of cats into other pics of places they weren’t.
Quite a few mammotheers have sent their cats on adventures, but I need more kitties. So if you want to pop over to the tumblr and submit your kitty, that would be awesome. Then your cat could be famous on the internet* just like Weirwoodtreehugger’s cat.
*famous for very low values of fame.
I love this. I hope you are getting lots of followers and plenty of submissions.
Kim, you picture of Little Caesar’s Cat is brilliant! <3
Those cats would be a great photoshop doing a Godzilla.
Glad you guys are liking it. I’m having a lot of fun doing them. 🙂
I think I’ll get on my phone soon and submit a pic of my mom’s ginger tabby Frankie. Hopefully I can find a useable one.
They’re great. 🙂
I take terrible cat pics. It may be because the black cat likes to sit on the black chair…
Your black cat has obviously figured out the way to Not Be Seen, Puddleglum!
You have a Cheshire Cat, black variant. 🙂
Is that your own Sweetie Pie wearing glasses, David?
Wow, I love the brutal interruption of the narrative mid-sentence—and then the enigmatic litany in the last stanza. Powerful stuff. Thanks for sharing.
David should send me his cats to shop, but he hasn’t yet.
Frankie!
And random cat I got – is this your cat?
Ooooo sent in my pics. Hope they will do nicely.
My sister-in-law makes $600 a day… no, just kidding.
Love the giant kitties, Kim! Is that Urquhart Castle in the second pic?
It is kitteh, well spotted!
Citizen Justin – did she invent the one special trick? Or does she just use it to work from home?
skiriki – Your kitty is lovely and I already have an idea of where he will go.
Oh good! I thought it looked right. I visited it once. Great Ceiling Cat, but it was windy!
Frankie at Stonehenge! Delightful!
How do you DO those shadows, Kim? I am all envious, they’re so realistic.
ha! where’s the cat at is awesome
Thanks david 🙂 Hope you’ll send me one of your cats.
@kitteh
Well, often I copy the shape of the shadow from the original pic if it suits, and try to match it to where the light is coming from in the new pic. And I set the layer to multiply and lower the opacity until it looks right.
And a new pic for skiriki
SQUEEE! Thank you Kim! THAT ROCKS! 🙂
You do not do, you do not do
Anymore, black shoe
From Ralph Lauren
The pic of Frankie has taken off. Over 200 notes. I know that’s not huge in he greater scheme of things but it’s a lot for me. 🙂
So I think the takeaway from it is, there is popular support for giant cats being sent to destroy monuments.
Popping off to look at your Tumblr again now. Thanks to you and David, I got a note from Tumblr that I have upvoted at least 50 post-things. 🙂
Go Frankie! He was in a shelter for four whole years before my mom adopted him because he’s timid and nobody wanted a really jumpy cat. Glad to see in his middle age he’s finally getting some love thanks to Kim’s photoshopping skills!
I think it is cumulative. I only have three or four hundred followers but something I said a year ago has seventeen thousand notes at last count. Things go round and round in ever widening circles.
@thebewilderness
Yeah, it’s like a giant pyramid scheme 🙂 except without the downside
I could be one of your followers too, thebewilderness, if you tell me your Tumblr blog name thing (I do technical definitions good).
If you don’t want to mention it here, David, Kitteh, and Emily have my email address.
Sometimes I use thebewilderness and other times tehbewilderness cuz I want to be sure everyone knows when I am wearing a sock. On Tumblr I use teh.
And… followed! 🙂
I followed you right back!
LOL, I don’t post anything. I just follow things I find interesting.
I mostly reblog kitties.
That is a very useful reblogging function. 🙂
Reblogging kitties is an excellent function for anything. It should be built in to all the sites. 🙂