Always practice safe saliva sex
Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
This just sounds like one guy’s sexual perversions that he’s trying to justify to the rest of the world, if both parties are into it good on ya, but otherwise that’s just abuse. Not that I am surprised, but it is deeply disturbing that they equate love with dehumanizing an individual to the point that they are dependent upon you.
Well this is the heritage Rocco Sifredi leaves behind him. wonder if he is proud of himself??
Holy shit, that is horrible. Hey dude, porn is not realistic, did you know that?
Just to clarify: I’m talking about doing aggressive stuff straight from a pron movie to a reluctant party here (instead of *with* a consenting party), just to clarify. Your kink is your kink and all that so no judgement here on that.
“When they love you, you have the power. …”
That’s the only thing that they want — power. People like him don’t need a loving relationship, and they can’t have it. They just want to control another human being, so they can feel powerful and strong. Fisto must be a very lonely and sad individual.
…Is this guy just joking? There’s no WAY that he could’ve actually tried this and it worked.
Someone needs to inform this dude that lions don’t sexually dominate wounded animals, or that you’r not supposed to kill partners during sex. Either way, dude has issues. >_<;
Spiting is a trigger for me. I was in an abusive relationship years ago, and that was something he would do to take me down a notch.
I like rough play. I like love-taps and being spanked but I don’t know what I would do to a man who spit in my face during sex. I do know that it would be incredibly violent and painful for him, and he would never even CONSIDER doing it to another person ever again.
Oof. Sorry about the typos. Also, to be clear, that was sarcasm. I *get* the metaphor, I just happen to think it’s awful.
Thank you so much for finding this stuff for us. I don’t have the stomach to actually read the original articles and posts you find, but I love getting to know about it and have a laugh.
Don’t know if it is related or not but there is a lot of spitting in porn these days. Perhaps the MRA world still thinks porn is real life? (shrug)
Give these guys a big “hawk phtoo!” from me.
This sounds extremely creepy, and also somehow funny…
The funny part is that, in very specific context, this stupid advice is actually meant to work.
It totally worked on myself, with a partner I had explicitly consented to, and I knew would instantly stop if I spoke the right word (also agreed upon before the scene took place).
The creepy part is… well… suggesting you just go ahead and do it with any woman, especially one which clearly expresses her disagreement.
Back to the fun part, if submissive is what turns you on, and you find a regular-to-good partner, the experience can be mindblowing, even addictive.
I guess being an Alpha Male is about just skipping the consent part until you accidentally run into someone who actually likes it?
Then she owns your ass too because men release the exact same hormone.
Anyway his advice sounds like to me how so many men supposedly get “falsely accused of rape.”
Well I hope your readers learn something, and yes, I do resemble the guy in the photo. Nothing I’m describing is against anyone’s will. I find it very telling that some of your commenters assume that. Sounds like projected sexual fantasies ; ) Glad you’re a reader. Cheers.
Uhg. If anybody ever spit on me, especially in my mouth, during sex, that would be the end of it. Kicked out of bed, do not pass go, do not collect $200, please get out.
Seriously, what part of “your kink is not universal” is so hard to understand?
For your own good, let alone that of your partner, don’t do this. Most likely they’ll just start vomiting back into your mouth. That’ll make you sick and you’ll start vomiting, and that’ll just make them vomit more which goes back into you and you’ll be sick some more and it’ll just go on and on. It’s not good for you, your partner or the cat’s feet towel.
He gets off on abusing unwilling women and this is his excuse for it. Gross.
I’m also calling bullshit on this writers “rock hard abs” and his knowledge of making women cum. What he has described is clearly a personal fantasy. There may be people who like a drooly kisser, but I’ve never met them. If he does abuse women like he has described the only marks he’s left on them are emotional scars. Kinksters do not force each other to participate in kink. Scenes are discussed ahead of time and boundaries are respected. Anything else is sexual abuse. Abusing others does not make them respect or love you. If this man’s plan for being loved and respected by his lover is to abuse and humiliate her, I doubt he’s ever been loved, respected or even enjoyed by a sexual partner.
I’m curious about this magic bullet of “alphaness” these guys are obsessed with. (Or with the feMRAs, it’s submission.) Life happens and hard times and big changes can be brutal on a long term relationships. Great sex will not save a love affair.No one trait you possess will make you un-leavable. There is no magical way for a man or woman to inspire their partner to stick around when the going gets tough. If it takes work, they have to be willing to do that work. Communication, patience, mutual respect and genuine love are the minimum requirements for the survival of a relationship. Even then, people change. They fall out of love. They have every right to move on romantically. Everyone who falls in love risks having their heart broken. In fact, most people have had their hearts broken. It happens. It hurts. It’s unavoidable unless you swear off relationships forever. These guys seem to think there is some way to protect their feelings by hurting others. There is so much anger and fear in the horrible things they write. They don’t want a woman to be able to walk away from them for any reason. They want to find a way to be more attractive to others without actually becoming a better, more attractive or more interesting person. They want some quick, easy, selfish, trick that will get them whatever they want, whenever they want. They want to give nothing back but abuse in return. No such trick exists and no one has the right to expect others to be a toy or a slave for them. You never own anyone’s ass. If you tell yourself you do, you’re lying to yourself. If you are lying to yourself, it’s probably because reality scares you to death. These guys have decided that women are their enemy, but it’s reality that they are railing against. They’re going to stay frustrated and angry, because reality wins every time.
Wait, is he telling you to fart during sex?
Katz, that what I thought! That takes Dutch Oven to a whole other level!
Wow. I can only imagine that being done in the most awkward way ever.
Something tells me this guy (or most of them, really) has never had sex before. Maybe it’s the ab-clit rubbing thing.
At no point in the article the author talks about doing something against another persons’ will. It has become like a reflex in feminist circles to jump to abuse and even rape conclusions. One of the commentators above was even ready to generalize this article, which she clearly didn’t even understand, and use it justify her fantasy and see more men getting INDEED falsely accused of rape. Being falsely accused of abuse or rape is AS bad as the crime itself: “It is better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer”
Besides what every one else has said . A person who themselves is healthy in the mind ,who has a healthy self esteem and confidence, the last thing they wan’t or are attracted to in a partner is desperation and insecurity to the point of terror over losing you .
In fact that would most likely be on a healthy persons list of turn off’s .
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Dude will never get ANY …………. pussy. He should get a job.
Only if you don’t count jerking off to porn .
Okay, I know the hilariously clueless descriptions of sex are the big draw here, but the misuse of oxytocin to defend an amazing variety of misogynistic ideas is one of my one billion science pet peeves.
Oxytocin is not a magic aphrodisiac that causes women to fall instantly in love with the first thing they see during orgasm. For one thing, both men and women release oxytocin during sex. We also release it during non-sexual bonding situations, like spending time with friends. The actual strength of the oxytocin effect in various situations is unknown. Its primary purpose seems to be to help women through childbirth and the postpartum period by relaxing the muscles and creating a feeling of calm. It may also be important to enabling orgasm–again, in both men and women–but this is still unclear.
I cannot repeat this enough: BOTH MEN AND WOMEN PRODUCE OXYTOCIN. If it has these amazing aphrodisiac effects, you ought to be able to just as easily get a man to fall in love with you by spitting in his mouth. Which I have tried over and over, and I can tell you the results are inconclusive at best.
So let me sum it up:
1.) ???
2.) Fuck.
3.) ???
4.) Profit!
This doesn’t sound like a foolproof plan to me. But what do I know with my feeble girly brain.
It’s the “confused seal” position.
Don’t forget that while she’s humping your abs, you should also be spitting in her mouth, slapping her ass, punching her boobs, and yelling stuff at her. All at the same time.
Worst Kama Sutra page ever.
It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her.
Well, I’d certainly hope so.
He is literally saying that he wants to control women through terror. How can anyone claim that PUA isn’t misogynistic?
@leatapp, well said.
I once had a guy try to say what he thought was terribly alpha stuff to me during sex. I started laughing and there went that encounter, never to be repeated.
No one’s that bendy.
So basically he’s admitting that his only experience of sex is watching porn, and he thinks porn movies are hard-hitting documentaries after which the actresses follow the actors around going PLEASE MARRY ME I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
LOL, what a dumbass.
On the bit about rubbing her clit with your abs, the only way that makes sense is if he thinks a woman’s clit is in her bellybutton. Which in his case wouldn’t surprise me.
Forgive me if this is TMI, but:
I had a partner once who was very much into rough sex. Some pron-worthy things were done, though spitting didn’t enter into it. Neither did boob-punching. Some ass-smacking. She dumped me because I was getting too serious.
I had another partner who, more than any other, I know for sure had orgasms. She didn’t stay with me either; she’d just stopped by for an afternoon of comfort sex before she departed NYC, where she couldn’t bear to live anymore because her life-partner, who fits an MRA description of a beta to a T, had passed away. She told me his spirit approved of me, though, so that was nice.
With my current girlfriend, we met because she had a D&D joke in her OKCupid profile, and we spent our first date (where we went to see the 2011 prequel to John Carpenter’s The Thing) discussing whether the Thing was a discrete creature, or a disease with a hive-mind.
If his abs are anywhere near her clitoris, he must be, what, about six inches tall?
He’s got a long walk ahead to get anywhere near her mouth, and somehow I don’t think his teeny tiny smacks are going to leave handprints.
I wonder if it’s occurred to him that spitting in someone’s mouth would be a good way to get vomited on? Wonder how sexy he’d find that.
Thanks, kittehs. Now I’m imagining a Ken doll trying to neg a woman while humping her groin with his little plastic abs.
There was an issue of The Avengers where Ant-Man and The Wasp used their powers in just this way…
Must be Ultimates-verse….
Only of she’s been with a PUA as a comparison. I know I’d chose vibrator every time over a PUA.
Cassandra – well, Ken would be a better option than this dude!
Maybe? Guys like this do seem to have some sort of weird jealousy of sex toys, though that might just be part of their general disapproval of women’s sexual pleasure.
I don’t want to think about this rapey asshat right now. I want to think about this incredibly smart beagle:
Please tell me that’s a joke. Gentleman, don’t ever spit around a woman when she has you you by the balls – literally.
To be honest, I’d rather think about these not-so-clever dogs than this rapey asshat:
Let’s pretend one even could rub their clit on someone’s abs during intercourse…seems like the most ineffective form of stimulation, ever.
That’s what I said . That she “owns his ass too then” because men produce it too .We also produce it when we nurse . And interestingly when we interact with our pets. The animals produce it too that is how they bond with us .
Snrk, idjit thinks porn is real life. Furthermore, knows that every dumb fuck who drifts into PUA is a clueless moron whose only knowledge and interaction with sex is mainstream pornography.
It would be funnier if they were just a bunch of clueless virgins circle-jerking each other rather than a con game where a bunch of misogynists are deliberately exploiting the worries about fitting within toxic masculinity and worries about having relationships among young men to sell them a life-long self-reinforcing ideology on being a creepy rapist fuck who learns to blame all their problems on women.
And with that, I probably defined the entire men’s rights movement right there.
Yeah …why not rub your pectoral’s on it while your at it . That sounds really hot ! No WAIT maybe he can get really creative and “position himself “the right way to rub her clit with his calf muscles ???????????? I’m sure that would be the best orgasm EVA!!!!!
There is some hilarious illustrations on the original page. First off, the header is some kind of screaming eagle that looks like it was ripped off from some high school team logo or something.
But the best one is this:
There is a picture of a reddish-orange pill + a male lion = Sean Connery. The hilarious part of that is that I’ve dispensed enough of this reddish-orange pills to know that the pill is docusate sodium, aka colace – a stool softener. It makes you poop. So what he’s saying is if you give a stool softener to a lion you end up with Sean Connery.
Dawwwwwgs.
My husband has tried a few things on me before and I swear I bursted out laughing too. I don’t think he liked that reaction .LOL!!!(I couldn’t help it …it was STUPID)…
Like DUDE stop slapping me with your penis!!! O.K???? Its SILLY!!!!!!(to me anyway)