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After yesterday’s post, and the awful events in Boston, I think we’re probably all in need of some kitties. I am, anyway. So here we go.
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“That One Time My Hands Were On CuteOverload”
Awww. Kitteh! get in me lap! đ *purr*
Fun fact: My mom’s cat is blind, but he’s got the place so well-memorized, uses meowing for echolocation, and has those super-sensitive whiskers, that you can’t even tell. Seriously, even WE didn’t know, for the longest while.
How about grass? Grass can be cute.
http://imgflip.com/i/14xbu
(Saw the image on Pharyngula. Couldn’t resist the meme.)
Here’s another cat:
Yay this thread!
@Malitia, those disapproving rabbits are gorgeous. I’d never heard of that site before, or thought of rabbits having the same level of Destroy All Hoomins as kitties.
@neuroticbeagle, so much cute in those pics!
@daintydougal –
“The world is so interesting. Iâm looking at my massive world map and the thought that youâre all the way in the land of kangeroos and koalas and yet were communicating is AMAZEBALLS!”
And everyone in the Americas and Europe and everywhere, ditto!
“Also, thanks for the link to your site, (in another thread poss) it made me feel kind of calm, even if Iâm not 100% sure whats going on!”
Aww, thank you. We aim to confuse. đ
“@Argenti Aertheri,
My dads old plec Leo used to eat cucumber slices, but he only ate the middle like a child refusing to eat sammich crusts!”
Oh, that’s too funny! (I still don’t eat dark crusts, they’re burnt and taste it. Ewww ewww ewww.)
@lowquacks, I thought emus lost their cutosity about the time they lose their stripes – much I know. đ
@leftwingfox – cute grass, omg! ::dies::
Since this is the OT thread for happy stuff, I have just ordered another dress and top from Secret Lentil. In the words of the great Oscar, I can resist anything but temptation. (Actually I held out for weeks on these, I’m quite proud of myself.) đ
Kitteh — the four legs got into a bit of a “fight” earlier — https://twitter.com/argentiaertheri/status/324719371844980736
As in, she barely looked up when I called her, went back to licking her paws; dumbass dog just stood there looking at me pathetically.
Let’s link some more random cute!
(The caption is a reeeeeeeeeeeealy awful Hungarian pun, if someone wants I can explain it, but it doesn’t add anything to the picture. Except maybe an “ARGH!”)
And my favorite disapproving rabbit:
There is a theory on that site that smaller the bunny means more concentrated disapproval. đ This was one of the tiniest.
Argenti, she looks sooooo much like Katie!
Malitia, that smallest bunny has cornered the market on Grumpiness. Concentrated disapproval indeed. đ
I just saw this in my Facebook feed, and it made me smile: This woman I know posted the following:
“I was just about to call this guy a cunt, and then I realized how wrong that was! Because lesbian and bisexual women as well as heterosexual men love to get acquainted with cunts, and I, a heterosexual woman, love that I HAVE a cunt, since it’s an organ I can have so much fun with! So I just realized that by calling this guy a cunt, I would actually COMPLIMENT him! So instead I called him a vermiform appendix. The vermiform appendix is completely useless most of the time, but occasionally causes serious trouble.”
Dvärghundspossen — your friend is both brilliant and hilarious!
She is indeed!
I like that vermiform sounds like vermin (different, I know) and that it would confuse the sort of douches it applies to.
I’ll tell her. đ
Some more kitten pictures.
katz, they’re so cute! I mean, in case you didn’t know.
Their mother is very pretty too.
SQUEE! I’m so jealous katz.
How’s Indiana rate? I mean, we did have that rape babies are god’s will guy…
*is curious to see how my state rates* Is there some kind of online database we can look this stuff up at?
oh, gosh wrong thread. Sorry for bringing this creepiness into the fluffy kitty thread
Marie: A tip on the use of that gif… I like to make it look like a more legitimate link, so that it works like a rickrolling.
Love the kitties, but not so much loving the reason for the posting of kitties….
Katz, the kitties are adorbs! Little darlings.
Oooh, Malitia, you’ve succumbed to the kitty avatars. Excellent! đ