Better than spending an evening with Firepower, I suspect.
I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)
Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:
The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”
Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.
That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.
The barsluts and bimbos. The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan. The JWOWW’s of the world. Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females. Barsluts = BAD females. Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.
Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.
Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?
Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.
Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america. Good women are low notch women.
Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.
Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.
Was that even a sentence?
Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.
Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society. Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?
You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?
Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms. Cherish the good ones.
Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.
Okay, everyone else can resume reading now.
Yeah yeah, I fail auto correct. Come dig me out and we can talk about it! (Yep, still snowed in >.< )
Do you have heating oil yet, Argenti? Stay warm!
SOOPER S3CR3T MESSAGE TO SANDRA FOR SANDRA’S EYES ONLY JUST PASS THIS UP EVERYONE ELSE:
Go piss up a slide, you bigoted, gender-policing pile of self-righteous fuck.
PS I like kitties.
THIS MESSAGE IS ONLY FOR ARGENTI. ANYONE ELSE WHO READS IT IS A LOSER AND I SNEER AT THEIR INFERIORITY TO MY RIGHTEOUS COMMENTS.
Do you have any hot water bottles in the house? One of those plus staying in bed and reading etc there is what we used to do in Scotland when the heating went out.
THIS MESSAGE IS FOR BARACK OBAMA AND NO ONE ELSE SHOULD READ IT BECAUSE IT’S ONLY FOR HIM. IF YOUR NAME ISN’T BARACK OBAMA AND YOU’RE NOT THE POTUS STOP READING NOW.
Please, stop with the drones already.
Transmission to: All Cats
Subject: I like you
BCC: Everyone Else
I like you. (The cats, not everyone else. (You all are pretty okay, too, though (Cats, please ignore these parenthetical statements).).).
PS, Hey everyone else, what is it with clueless trolls and thinking publicly visible comments are private communication? That’s, like, two in just about one day. I noticed Antzy also used to take the Wagon Slayer tack (i.e. it’s so awful for manboobz to publicly talk about things MRAs/MGTOWs publicly talk about in public).
Still no oil, there was talk earlier about whether the hose could reach but afaik we haven’t heard back yet on whether it’s feasible. Going with Lots And Lots of Layers and fireplace heat for now, and it’s working well enough — I had a single tiny space heater for a couple of Pittsburgh winters, so I have a nice stash of blankets (quilts have nothing on multiple layers of microfiber)
PS kittehs!
Also, fleece? Much as I don’t care for it from an aesthetic perspective, it really does work as far as keeping you warm.
Sandra, I didn’t make this for you, because
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Argenti, I hope you continue to stay warm and don’t get too much cabin fever and I hope you can get heating oil soon!
PS. I lurve kittehs.
Message to trolls and only trolls! NO! STOP READING RIGHT NOW IF YOU ARE NOT A TROLL!
http://getyourowneffingblog.wordpress.com/
I love kittehs!
Yeah, people say ‘problematic,’ I think of River Tam trying to eat her snowball on a string.
And Argenti, I was fairly ‘meh’ on Nolan’s Batman movies in general. And honestly, I’m pretty okay with Dent’s face-heel turn. There’s only so much multifail I can stand. (Oh joy, another system with the EBIL BAD ALTER and apparently it never occurs to them that you can create a fair system governance that’s more reliable than fucking RANDOM CHANCE.)
As for staying warm, I second the blankets and hot water bottles. I never encountered those till I was in NZ, but man, they were nice.
LBT — I was thinking more that he didn’t um, qvr gung snfg, in the comic. But yeah, he was pretty fail wasn’t he?
My biggest question though?
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Regarding my snow situation — the cabin fever’s the worst part, we broke out the board games earlier (and bluffed my way to winning the last round of Clue because my brother lacks a poker face)
What I’d really like is for these to become common in all areas with cold climates, since they allow you to combine snuggling under blankies with a heat source with actually interacting with other people if you want to. You can get the whole (small) family to sit around one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kotatsu
Oooh, that’d be perfect for when Mr and I are playing chess at the coffee-table. Though we’d have to move really fast to get in before the furry competitors took it over.