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Meet the Kittens 5: The Gratuitous Photoshop Filter Years

 September 16, 2012
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No misogyny today, just kittens. And some photoshop filtering, to disguise the fact that I’m sort of a crappy photographer.

Professor Murder (aka Pantz) and the mysterious foot.

Sweetie Pie Jonus steps into the air.

Pantz contemplates a toy.

Sweetie bares her teeth.

 

 

 

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  1. Viscaria says:
    September 16, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Much adorbs.

    My new roommate has a long-haired wiener dog that I’m very excited to start living with! Roommate showed up last night but the dog won’t come until tomorrow, probably.

    Reply
  2. Tulgey Logger says:
    September 16, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Have you ever just looked at a tassle?

    Like, really looked at it?

    Like, whoa, man.

    Reply
  3. clairedammit says:
    September 16, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    What if we’re just a part of someone else’s toy? And they’re part of an even bigger toy? And so on, and so on, all the way to infinity?

    Reply
  4. hellkell says:
    September 16, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    They’re getting so big! Totally adorable.

    Reply
  5. David Futrelle says:
    September 16, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    They’re already more than twice as big as when I got them a little over a month and a half ago. They eat a LOT. (And poop a lot, too.)

    Reply
  6. katz says:
    September 16, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    Clairedammit: CATCEPTION!

    Reply
  7. Spoon! says:
    September 16, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Hi, I am new 🙂 I really like the first photo
    Came for the mysogony mocking, stayed for the Kittehs(but really for the mysogony mocking)

    Reply
  8. embyrr922 says:
    September 16, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    With the filter, that first picture looks like really awesome stenciled graffiti.

    Reply
  9. cloudiah says:
    September 16, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Inception cat is awesome. David, your kitties are also awesome.

    Reply
  10. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help says:
    September 16, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    David, love the filter on those pics, especially the second one. ::contemplates how to get similar effects from freebie photo programs::

    And the kitteh gorgeousness! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  11. David Futrelle says:
    September 16, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    I mainly just used neon glow, and fiddled with the contrast and color saturation. A lot of the graininess comes from the fact that the original pics were pretty grainy, mainly because I really have no idea how to photograph things properly. A lot of the nice details in the fur, etc didn’t really become visible before I ran the pics through the filters.

    I think GIMP has a neon glow filter, but I never figured out how to use GIMP.

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  12. clairedammit says:
    September 16, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    David, your photos look fine, but I’m guessing you don’t have a DSLR? Decent interior shots (especially of people and animals) are really hard to take handheld without one, so it’s not you. You could crank up your ISO to 800 or 1600, if you haven’t already, and up the exposure compensation up by 1/3 to 2/3 and that might give you more detail.

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  13. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help says:
    September 16, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    I think GIMP has a neon glow filter, but I never figured out how to use GIMP.

    Me neither. Tried it, but my brain imploded. Too much like Adobe stuff, I can’t work their language out at all (and stuffed if I’m paying the sort of money Photoshop wants anyway, if I’m going to spend ridiculous amounts of money I’ll spend it on boots). I use good ol’ basic PhotoStudio in an outdated version which does what I want better than the newer one, and there’s a freebie called Photo Pos Pro that has some interesting effects – haven’t really played with it yet but it might do something like that neon glow.

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  14. speedlines says:
    September 17, 2012 at 12:37 am

    YOU GUYS!!! I was at a convention today and I totally saw a guy wearing a “No Ma’am” t-shirt!!! He was gone before I had a chance to take a picture, but I was in transports of joy that these assholes are making it so easy to identify them. Sorry for the OT, just thought I’d share the happies.

    Reply
  15. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help says:
    September 17, 2012 at 3:16 am

    LOL speedlines! Now maybe there needs to be a tee with a “thanks for the warning” answer on it, or something … 😛

    Reply
  16. Myoo says:
    September 17, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I have GIMP but I never really learned how to use it. I mostly use Paint.NET, it’s free, it’s quite easy to use and the community makes a whole bunch of different filters and effects to use with it that you can download.

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  17. leftwingfox says:
    September 17, 2012 at 9:09 am

    I’m sure this is what my kitties were seeing this weekend. Peppermint tea seems to be a stronger drug than catnip for these two, and the local dealer pet supply clerk gave me a free “super strong” catnip toy that had a mint smell to it.

    Little twits were stoned out of their tiny minds all weekend.

    Reply
  18. Integral says:
    September 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    I’m glad you captioned these photos because for a moment there I thought our kitten overlords were finally coming clean about being in league with Cthulhu.

    Reply
  19. The Kittehs' Unpaid Help says:
    September 17, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    I use Paint.net too, Myoo, when I want to do a rain or snow effect. I love PhotoStudio but it doesn’t have ‘noise’ available for that sort of thing.

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