Unlike women, men never urinate outside. Except for this one dude.
Our dear friend over at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog is worried about filthy sluts. And when he says filthy, he means filthy: these are gals, he tells us, who quite literally “piss and take dumps everywhere but a toilet.”
To see examples of this new breed of sluts, he tells us, we need look no further than reality TV or any woman’s dorm:
There have been plenty of examples from Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore pissing outside like a pet to college chicks taking dumps in showers.
He’s also discovered evidence of this new filthy slut epidemic on the reality show Bad Girls Club Mexico, on which, much to his surprise, he recently witnessed one of the aforementioned “bad girls” acting in a manner that was, as they say in Newspeak, doubleplusungood. In one scene, he reports
one of the bad girls really has to piss. She’s in a limo with the other bad girls so she finds a bucket, pulls down her skirt, and pisses into the bucket. Later, when she exits the limo, she gives the piss filled bucket to some guy to deal with.
That last part is a very apt metaphor for how men have to clean up after women. Whether its men building plumbing systems to efficiently deal with waste, or having to deal with a bucket of women’s piss, it’s all the same.
Uh, have you ever visited a nursing home? Nearly 90 percent of direct-care workers, many of whom literally spend their days dealing with piss and shit, are women. Most of them earn less than $20,000 a year; many personal care aides earn only about half that.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to intrude upon this little fantasy of his with some actual, you know, facts. He continues:
Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is. We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.
Sorry, dude. The only ladies in my life who need a litter box are these gals here:
In a previous post on the epidemic of filthy sluttiness, Mr. Pro-Male/Anti-feminist Tech worried about encountering some of these dirty women himself:
In the future, this is going to be something I’m going to have to watch with my women. I naturally assumed that any woman I get now or in the future would know how to wash themselves since they are presumably functioning adults. This is no longer an assumption I can make. As soon as this starts being a problem, I’m heading back to being celibate. I’m not a cleanliness freak by a long shot, but this is seriously disgusting, and I don’t want to know what organisms are growing on these filthy sluts. I knew there would get to a point where I would be heading back to celibacy, but I didn’t think it would have to do with women having a lack of hygiene.
Happily, though, the (alleged) increasingly disgusting behavior of today’s women will have one very salutary side-effect: it will help to further the anti-feminist tech revolution.
This will add another reason for guys to use alternatives to women such as porn now and VR sex in the future. All of those “virtual women” know how to wash themselves. If things are going the way of women getting increasingly filthy, then it’s another reason that virtual women will be superior to real women.
Clean? Maybe. Safe? Never. Just wait until you go to the bathroom one morning and find a red ring of death on your penis.
pecunium: Yeah, I had been reading talk of it being completely fake, that’s why I tried to keep to non-definite words (“apparently”). Not that something being a massive fake non-story has ever stopped Owly from believing it’s real though, so..
OT question, or two, really: first, is there a function to search comments rather than thread topics? I’ve seen people pull up quotes from the trolls to remind ’em of their own words, and I’m sure not thinking anyone’d spend the time going through months’ worth of threads!
The reason I’m asking that is that I’m quite curious about what finally got a certain young MRA with a pseudo-military handle banned from the site. I’ve been reading a lot of old posts (well, old comment threads, rather than the actual posts) and he’s all over the place, in both senses.
“Here we have another example of how a toilet is becoming a completely foreign object to women. Eventually, women will have no idea what a toilet is. We’re going to need litter boxes for women in the future. Women litter will be next to kitty litter in the grocery store.”
This may be one of the worst paragraphs I have ever read in BOTH subject matter and mechanics.
And given the appalling writing of so many of these clowns (Elam, Roissy et al) it has quite some competition!
Sadly, no.
Nor do I recall the exact event that led to said individual’s ban; he’d just gotten into a nasty spiral of “act like a dick, promise to leave, come back and claim he’s changed, act like a dick” and it was copiously clear that him being around was bad for him as well as for everyone else and that he wouldn’t stay away on his own.
I had been reading talk of it being completely fake – Me
I mean, the first time I read about the story there was a.. thing (i’m not sure if it was an actual quote or not) about how the film was “funded by 100 Jews”. That’s like some pinkie-finger-to-corner-of-mouth level shit right there.
(Also, if I quote myself, does the universe explode?)
Thanks, Katz. Yeah, he needed help, not hanging out here in a cycle of anger/self pity and occasional moments of being less awful. Hope he gets away from the MRM and PUA and undoes all that nasty mythology in his head.
Which reminds me of a comment (can’t recall who said it) on one of those threads, wondering why it is that the MRM cling so hard to delusions that only make them more miserable. I guess they’re just so convinced they know Teh Troof and that all attempts to dissuade them are part of the great feminist conspiracy. They’re so entrenched in that delusion that they haven’t the insight even to question whether it’s true, let alone whether it is doing them any good. I think about that sort of thing because I hold beliefs that I certainly can’t prove, and have asked often enough if I’m imagining things, but the answer there is – well, if I am, it’s made me one hell of a lot happier and doesn’t harm anyone else, so I’m content. It just strikes me that if I held a belief like the MRAs do, I’d be looking for anything to undermine it.
Or maybe they just think ‘being a miserable arsehole who hates the world’ is the sum of human happiness. They certainly don’t, on the evidence I’ve seen, know the first thing about simple happiness, let alone deeper feelings like love. The whole concept seems to elude these guys.
All this talk about weird insular little groups and their odd theories about society is oddly apt in that I just finished watching a documentary about the Norwegian black metal scene. (It’s rather good, actually, better than any of the others I’ve seen since this one managed to get all the surviving members of Mayhem and Anders Odden to talk to them – link below.) At least that whole mess imploded when the body count hit 2. It feels like that’s what Elam is aiming for, to be a sort of charismatic leader who can influence others to act on his behalf.
Hopefully the same sort of process will happen where folks like Mr Al look back in 10 or 15 years and wonder what the fuck they were thinking to get involved in the whole thing in the first place.
@The Kittehs’ Unpaid Help
If you know a specific phrase or topic you can use Google to search for it, just search for the phrase and add site:manboobz.com
RE: Katz and the Kittehs’ Unpaid Help
Yeah, I seem to recall it was just him having an intractable cycle and everyone else deciding to ban him for good. (Though he KEPT COMING BACK. Has he still been doing that since I’ve been gone for, like, freaking months?)
Also, I am disappointed in the troll I hadn’t seen before. No staying power, none at all. Tsk tsk.
@LBT
Yep, we’ve had a few more attempts at trolling. Which is particularly sad since it should have been summer vacation time for college students.
LBT, I just read ‘an intractable cycle’ and had this image of somene trying to ride an uncooperative unicycle. Which reminded me of this wonderful photo: