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Off-topic: Bjork now a bird

 April 19, 2012
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I've got a real post coming in a bit. In the meantime, enjoy this paparazzi photo which clearly shows that Bjork has been transformed into a bird.

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  1. FelixBC says:
    April 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Misandry!

    Just keeping the outrage limber.

    Reply
  2. hellkell says:
    April 19, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Awww.

    Reply
  3. drockthecasbah says:
    April 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    This post landed in my email inbox at precisely 4:20pm.

    Coincidence? I think not!

    Reply
  4. indifferentsky says:
    April 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Just when I thought Bjork couldn’t get any cuter…it happened.

    Reply
  5. cloudiah says:
    April 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Wow.

    Reply
  6. Quackers says:
    April 19, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    LOL! she finally outdid the infamous Swan dress

    Reply
  7. havebookswilltravel says:
    April 19, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Well, this just totally invalidates “Human Behaviour” for me. It was one of my favourite songs too!

    Reply
  8. Rutee Katreya says:
    April 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Bjawk Bjawk Bjawk

    Reply
  9. M Dubz says:
    April 19, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    This seems appropriate:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/328553/saturday-night-live-bein-quirky-with-zooey-deschanel

    Reply
  10. LeftWingFox says:
    April 19, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    This bird is being romanced off-camera by Nicholas Cage’s hawk-hair.

    Reply
  11. LBT says:
    April 20, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Nonono, see, that bird went to Disneyland and got a Mickey Mouse hat! I’m sure it had a great time.

    Reply
  12. garvan says:
    April 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

    HEY LOOK! A WOMAN WHO CAN BREAK NORMS, AND HAS AGENCY OVER HER OWN BEHAVIOUR!

    LET’S MOCK HER LIKE SHE’S SOME SORT OF CREATURE!!!

    Bjork is kind of amazing, and watching you emotionally stunted shit-creatures make fun of her is unacceptable.

    Bjork is an amazing person and will pretty much always have people that love her because she actually developed BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING, unlike you sick cancerous bog dwellers.

    Honestly, fuck you.

    This is AMAZINGLY anti-woman, and it’s sort of thought process that lets slut-shaming exist.

    You make me SICK, you mere pretender. You’re just as misogynistic as the MRAs you pull out of context quotes from.

    Thanks FEMINISTS! You keep women down more than the patriarchy ever could.

    Reply
  13. David Futrelle says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    You’re just as misogynistic as the MRAs you pull out of context quotes from.

    Chance that “Garvan” is an MRA troll: 99.99%

    Protip: if you want to sound like a real feminist, don’t repeat the standard bullshit MRA complaint about Man Boobz when trolling here.

    Also, that bird clearly is Bjork. Have you ever seen it and Bjork in the same room together?

    Reply
  14. Kyrie says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Since I read this post fifteen minutes ago, I’ve been listening non-stop Bjork’s songs. Your evil Bjork-hating post didn’t work on me, David!

    Reply
  15. MissPrism says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    You evil misbjorkist!
    *sings along with Kyrie’s Bjork songs, bjorkily*

    Reply
  16. cloudiah says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    I’m bjorking too:

    Reply
  17. Rutee Katreya says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Thanks FEMINISTS! You keep women down more than the patriarchy ever could.

    Mocking one woman != saying women as a class belong in the kitchen, powerless and without agency. I concur: You’re a troll, and likely an MRA one since you specifically mentioned their powerless little group. I also mock* creationists: EVEN IF THEY ARE WOMEN GASPSHOCKHORROR. Amazingly, being female doesn’t override everything

    *Though I don’t think Bjork is really being mocked much here aside from style, which is cool, but also weird.

    Reply
  18. Kendra, the bionic mommy says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    I think garvan gave away hir MRA status with “out of context quotes”, implying that the overall MRA message is good but there are a tiny number of statements that could make the MRM look bad if taken at face value. Gee, I’ve never heard that one before. What’s next, a list of quotes from Dworkin? Nice try, garvan.

    Reply
  19. Ponkz says:
    April 20, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    @garvan – obvious troll is obvious!

    This feminist fucking LOVES Bjork, btw. She is one of my heroes, and I consider this post an affectionate ribbing of her uniquely eccentric style.

    Here’s Bjork being awesome:

    Reply
  20. abeegoesbuzz says:
    April 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Aw, at least this troll is a little bit funny. Now, if only xie could get it through xir MRAbrain that actually treating women like creatures and slut shaming are bad things, maybe we’d get somewhere.

    Also: That bird is pretty.

    Reply
  21. garvan says:
    April 20, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    I’m kind of sick to my stomach at this point that you people just ended up trying to objectify Bjork more, come up with reasons it’s “okay”, and then try to say it’s not blatant woman hating by essentially saying its okay because the patriarchy is worse.

    Wrong doesn’t work in degrees. Wrong is wrong.

    Taking a woman, removing her agency, and objectifying her is always wrong.

    I can’t believe I have to explain this to you.

    Reply
  22. David Futrelle says:
    April 20, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Hey Garvan, could you name a single feminist book you read, and explain why you liked it?

    Reply
  23. cloudiah says:
    April 20, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    Reply
  24. David Futrelle says:
    April 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    My favorite Bjork video (and song):

    I don’t actually listen to much Bjork, generally, but I really love the Volta album.

    Reply
  25. indifferentsky says:
    April 20, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    This thread made me LOL my head off.
    I. don’t. even.

    “removing her agency” WAT???
    Too funny.

    I’m sorry, but that bird looks like Bjork. So what?
    “Blatant woman hating.” Hahahahaha.

    So doing that to women is “always wrong”. Ok. Sometimes birds and animals look like people. Is it wrong to do that with men, too? Why not say, “claiming some animal looks like a person is always wrong.”

    Say it.
    You know all the misogyny posted on this site, and me checking it daily has been starting to get me down… that spell is now broken I think. Thanks for the laughs garvan.

    Reply
  26. Kyrie says:
    April 20, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    I hate myself so much I objectified myself and took a bird to represent myself.

    Someone hated the BBC show Sherlock that they compared the main actor to an otter. The misandry.

    Reply
  27. abeegoesbuzz says:
    April 20, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    Also, I believe you all are also objectifying the bird. Taking a bird, removing its agency, and comparing it to a quirky Icelandic pop princess is always wrong. It’s a pretty bird. It deserves a cracker. Yes it does.

    I’m gonna tweet the Bird’s Rights Activist for more information on how I can help end this travesty.

    Reply
  28. cloudiah says:
    April 20, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    Men look like animals too (or vice versa?):
    ” rel=”nofollow”>Taylor Lautner
    ” rel=”nofollow”>Javier Bardem
    ” rel=”nofollow”>Dave Mustaine
    ” rel=”nofollow”>Benedict Cumberbatch

    Reply
  29. cloudiah says:
    April 20, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Kyrie, you ninja’d me!

    Reply
  30. Kyrie says:
    April 20, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    And ” rel=”nofollow”>bunny.

    (thanks again cloudiah)

    Reply
  31. Rutee Katreya says:
    April 20, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    And penguins look like people in tuxedos. MISANTHROPY!

    Reply
  32. indifferentsky says:
    April 20, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    OMG that Taylor Lautner link… I could not go any further.

    Dying.

    Reply
  33. Leni says:
    April 20, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    The little matching “clutch bag” is killing me. I don’t know how many times I keep coming back to laugh at this picture, but I’m bookmarking it.

    God it looks so much like her lol. I’m officially stealing Colbert’s Peabody and giving it you, Mr. Futrelle.

    Reply
  34. indifferentsky says:
    April 20, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    I really thought that looked like a handbag too!!! And this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. I really love birds, though. They’re gorgeous .

    Reply

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